One day Jesus and Moses were on the golf course and decided
 to have a contest over who can make the most outstanding
 shot.

 Moses goes first. He settles up for the shot and hammers it
 straight for the green. Unfortunately, the ball falls into
 a water hazard. Undaunted, Moses raises his arms to the sky,
 and the water parts where the ball dropped in. The ball rolls
 out of the water and onto dry land, only a foot away from the
 hole. Jesus looks at Moses and says, "Hey Moses, that was a
 pretty good shot. Now let me see what I can do."

 Jesus settles up for his shot and sends the ball screaming
 towards the green. Unfortunately, Jesus has the same luck
 as Moses did. The ball heads straight for the water hazard.
 Jesus holds out one hand and, instead of dropping into the
 water, the ball bounces on top of the water and rolls onto
 dry land only 3 inches from the hole. Moses says, "Wow,
 that was an incredible shot!"

 No sooner did Moses say this, than the skies grew dark. The
 wind started up, lightning and thunder crackled through the
 sky. Suddenly a ball falls from the heavens into the same
 water hazard where Jesus and Moses had hit theirs. A fish
 swims up and swallows the ball. An eagle swoops down, grabs
 the fish in his talons, and heads for the now darkened sky.
 Lightning strikes the eagle and he drops the fish onto the
 green. The fish opens his mouth, the ball rolls out and
 drops into the hole.

 Moses turns to Jesus and says, "Man! I hate it when your
 Dad plays!!"