Rules for the Modern World
 
 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

He who hesitates is probably right.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to press
on it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. &  (The
corollary is:
You never learn to Pray until your kids learn to drive!)

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"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when contemplating the mysteries of eternity, of life,and of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity." --"Albert Einstein"

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