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THE DEVIL"S BEATITUDES
If the Devil were to write his own beatitudes, they would possibly go
something like this:
** Blessed are those Christians who are TOO TIRED, TOO BUSY, too
distracted
to spend time with their fellow Christians in Church-they are my best
candidates to backslide.
**Blessed are those Christians who WAIT TO BE ASKED and EXPECT TO BE
THANKED -I can use them to slow things down.
**Blessed are those Christians who are TOUCHY, with a bit of luck they
may STOP GOING TO CHURCH and get others to quit-they are my missionaries.
**Blessed are those Christians who are VERY RELIGIOUS but GET ON
EVERYONE'S nerves-they are my most effective stumbling blocks.
**Blessed are those Christians who are TROUBLEMAKERS -they are my best
wrecking crew.
**Blessed are those Christians who have NO TIME TO PRAY -they are easy
prey
for me.
**Blessed are those Christians who are COMPLAINERS -they are my best
discouragers.
**Blessed are YOU when you read this and THINK IT IS ABOUT OTHER people
and not yourself---I've got you.
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