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For all of us Chocolate Lovers......
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands.... you're eating it
too slow.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices, and strawberries all
count as fruit....so eat as many as you want.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a
hot car. The Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal....It'll take the edge
off of your appetite and you'll eat less.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a
balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Money talks.....Chocolate sings.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Question: Why is there no such organization as "Chocoholics Anonymous"?
Answer: Because no one wants to quit.
Put "Eat Chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That
way you will get at least one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories
in one place. Isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But
if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
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