Questions Without Answers?

 


After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting
 out of the water? 

How can there be self-help *groups*? 

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? 

If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his *hands* with 
soap? 

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does
 he automatically lose because he can't find himself? 

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill
 himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would 
they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
 
Is there another word for synonym? 

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they 
do "practice"? 

Just *before* someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons
 in their stomach? 

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their 
picket signs? 

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant
 to be thrown away?
 
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he 
wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
 
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all? 

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
 
Why do they report power outages on TV? 

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book
 publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
 
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
 
If you lick the air, does it get wet?