Student Answers from High School Tests-- REALLY!
This is really scary...
- - The future of "I give" is "I take."
- - The parts of speech are lungs and air.
- - The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
- - A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing
the population.
- - Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is
pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
- - (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
- - The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
- - A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then
forcing it through an aviator.
- - Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
- - The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.
- - The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on
the top and you sit on the bottom.
- - We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we
get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.
- - One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
- - A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all
duly constipated authorities.
- - One by-product of raising cattle is calves.
- - To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose
until it drips into the throat.
- - The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
- - The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
- - The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular
at the top and plural at the bottom.
- - Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
- - The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.
- - In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.
- - Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
- - In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.
- - A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter
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