Love is a Wonderful Thing
Elizabeth: My whole life was a special place with Lucky. If I stopped doing everything we did, I’d do nothing at all.

I’d probably just sit at home, and even then I’d think of him.

Sonny (also known as "Mr. Charm") to Carly:

You're not a slut. I get that.

Ironic, Snide, & Witty Comments
Edward: Teamwork. That’s what it takes to be a Quartermaine.

Monica: I wish someone would shove Edward into a Rosebush…with lots of thorns.
Taggert's response to Edward's attempt to bribe him:

Edward wanted to give me some get rich quick tips.
Bobbie: Luke has a way of dealing with people that they never forget.

Juan: And I don’t?
Laura and Juan explain the Youth Outreach Program:

Laura: It’s a program that was designed to redirect kids’ interest so -

Juan: We don’t end up in jail.
Juan at Kelly’s:

Juan: I just found out that this is a no-pickpocketing establishment. Besides, I’m reformed.

Tony: I could tell that just looking at you with all the earrings and metal.
Talking about Juan.

Bobbie: He reminds me of Luke.

Laura: Why do you say that?

Bobbie: I don’t know. Maybe because he keeps getting into trouble.

Laura: Great. That means he’s our type.
Sonny, talking to Taggert:

How did you make Detective? Were you the only one who could find the coffee filters?
Lucky: I keep telling her. Why sleep all night when you can sleep all day in school?

Luke: That's my boy.

Nasty Girls
Laura: Every time I see Katherine Bell, I just want to scratch her eyes out.

Nasty Boys
Luke: You're telling me to trust Stefan Cassadine? To get all fuzzy warm feelings about him?

What am I supposed to do, light candles and sing Kum-bye-ah?
Nikolas to Lucky:

Maybe you'd rather be Chicken Little. Then you could run around the halls yelling:

"The Cassadines are coming, the Cassadines are coming."
Sonny to Taggert:

Have you ever thought of investigating my role in the Watergate break-in?

Did anybody actually see me at First Communion practice that day?

How about the Son of Sam killings? Why do you think they call me Sonny?

Say What?? The Bizarre Side of GH.
Elizabeth: A bus comes by every 10 minutes.

Nikolas: That’s very interesting. How often does a plane fly overhead? Birds – have you clocked their frequency?

Elizabeth: You are out of your mind.

Nikolas: Transiting squirrels – have you chartered them yet?
Felicia and Lucky in Kelly's, about finding a place for Nikolas:

Felicia: You know there's rooms upstairs.

Lucky: No. You don't understand. See, he has a horse.

Felicia: Oh.

Lucky: Yeah. "Oh."