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Top Ten Explanations for Lucky's Hair Style

10. The frosted blonde look - perfected by Laura circa 1980. They're trying to emphasize the family relationship here.

9. Lucky's hair is a reflection of his anger with his father - it is a direct contrast to Luke's long, permed style of the early 90s.

8. He's never seen how bad his hair looks - Helena hogs all the mirrors on the yacht.

7. Lucky was jealous of Juan's smashing success with the ladies, so he decided he too would use a gallon of gel per day.

6. NuLucky needs a stereotypical soap opera pretty-boy "do" to go with NuNik's pretty-boy "do." After all, they're brothers.

5. It's spiky and stiff - not unlike a porcupine's quills. Perhaps this protects Lucky from Helena trying to touch him.

4. His hair forms a hard protective shell around his head, not unlike a football helmet. This would come in handy if someone tried to kill him for real.

3. Secretly, Lucky has always wanted to be a Lego-man.

2. During the brainwashing process, Helena had Lucky's head dipped into a large vat of varnish.

1. It isn't Lucky's hair at all - Helena has implanted a microchip into his head, and the wig Lucky is wearing actually serves as an antenna to receive signals from Helena's computer!

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