Pikachu's Thoughts On Life

Entry #1:
Dear diary,
   Ash made me battle 4 trainers today. I won all the matches, and Ash blabbed on like he was the king of the world! Ugh, that kid has a WAY big head. I'M the one doing all the work here! At least Misty and Brock give me the respect I deserve. Team Rocket tried to capture me, AGAIN! Ugh, they are SO darn annoying! How can Arbok and Koffing and Likitung STAND them? PIKACHU!!!

Entry #2:
Dear diary,
   It's been a year since we started out, and so far this stupid diary is the only thing that's keeped me sane! DAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Mental note, shock Ash in his sleep. Or maybe do that gong thing that Misty did that one time. Whatever, anywho Diary, the journey hasn't been TOO bad. At least Ash somehow manages to keep me fed and warm. With the help of Misty and Brock. I tell you what diary, without Misty and Brock, Ash would be dead or dying at the bottom of a cliff! Pika...