Disclaimer: I don't own BTVS or any of it's characters. Joss and the big wigs at Mutant Enemy and the WB do. This story probably wont be funny or make much sense if you haven't read Samson and Delilah in the Bible. It follows the story almost line by line, so whip out those Bibles, flip to Judges chapter 13, and start laughing at the story.
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Once there was a vampire from Sunnydale by the name of Angel. Angel's wife, Buffy, had never had children. (Come on, her husband's a vampire) One day, while Buffy was in the parking lot of Savon, she was visited by an glowing being with bleeched blond hair.
"Billy Idol?!" she asked.
The being frowned and snarled. "I'm NOT Billy Idol! I came to tell you that you're gonna have a kid. It's gonna be a boy, he'll be blessed and all that crap. So don't get yourself killed, and don't let a barber touch his hair with a razor. Ok, this has been....neat. I gotta go."
Buffy ran home to Angel. "Hey," she said as she came bursting through the door, "some weird Billy Idol impersonator told me I was gonna have a son. This sucks, I thought you said you couldn't have kids!"
Angel was very confused, so he went back to the Savon parking lot after the sun went down and called out to the being. "Billy!" he cried, "Billy!"
The blond guy appeared once again. "I'M NOT BILLY IDOL!!!" he screamed.
"Ok," said Angel. "Are you the one who talked to Buffy earlier?"
The man nodded.
Angel waited for further explanation, but none came. "So... what are we supposed to do with this kid? I didn't even think I was supposed to have kids."
The Billy Idol guy snickered. "What do you think I am?! Knowlege boy!? I'm just the damn messenger. Just don't cut his hair." With that, the being was gone.
Angel went back home, and told Buffy about his run-in with the guy in the parking lot. They both agreed that the whole thing was weird, but not knowing what to do about it, they went and combed their hair.
So Buffy bore a son and named him Oz. The boy grew up, and the hair gods blessed him.
Check out Chapter 2: Marraige of Oz
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