You frighten me, take me back to the archive!
He had REALLY boring, flat, dull hair. He had had the same bowl cut since kindergarten, and it was definitely getting old. This was his sophomore year in highschool, and the Ozzer was ready for a change.
So, Oz was wandering around Sunnydale, moping about his lame hair, thinking up country songs to sing about it.
All of a sudden, a 1959 DeSoto with blacked out windows squealed to a stop beside him. He stood in shock for moment, before the door opened and and man got out. A man with the COOLEST hair, Oz had ever seen. He felt immediately ashamed. The man walked over to him.
"What's your name son?"
Oz shirked away in shame. "O-O-Oz..."
"Well, Oz, it looks like YOU'RE having a bad hair day."
Oz groaned. "I'm having a bad hair LIFE! I need a change already!"
The man smiled. "Well, Oz, I'm Spike, and I think I have just the thing for you. Come with me." Oz followed the man downtown to the local beauty parlor.
Mere moments later, Spike and Oz walked out of the beauty parlor. But Oz no longer had flat, dull hair. His normal bowl cut was gone! In it's place stood bright red spikes, gelled to perfection. In his hand was a bag containing at least 6 months worth of hair products to keep up his priviledged follicles.
Spike dropped Oz off at school. "See ya mate! Have fun with your new hair!" Spike was gone before Oz could even utter a "Thank you."
Oz strode confidently into the school building, aware of all the girls (and guys) staring at his totally awesome new 'do.
That same day at lunch, while he was sitting with his guitar trying to come up with a new country western tune (he'd suddenly lost his twang!) a boy named Devon came up to him.
"Hey, uh, Oz, right?"
"Yeah."
"We're looking for a lead guitarist. Wanna jam?"
Oz brightened. "Sure!"
So he followed Devon to where the other members of Dingoes Ate My Baby were hanging out. They all shook hands and introduced themselves, then they started playing. Oz had never been so happy in his entire life. He had great new friends, a great new band, a great new sound, and best of all, great new hair.
The End.
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