THE GAL'S GUIDE TO EATING OUT(c)

(Excerpts from Episode One)

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Excerpt One

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INT. BOB AND ANGELA'S BEDROOM -- LATER

From a Bird's Eye View over the bed we see BOB and ANGELA

asleep - and apart - in conflicting body positions, using

(3) CROSS-DISSOLVES to progress the action over a TICKING

CLOCK. The CAMERA slowly zooms into BOB'S closed but REM

quivering eyes, then -

CUT TO:

THE LAST PART OF THE LAST SCENE

Replayed in BOB'S mind, all from his dim-lit hazy POV.

SOUND NOTE: ANGELA'S voice is now much harsher in tone with

perhaps a little reverb or echo.

BOB

(putting his arm around

her from behind)

Look, if it's something with my

technique, I can fix it...

ANGELA

(shaking off his arm

and sitting up)

I told you that's not it.

BOB

Then what is 'it'?

ANGELA

(getting up)

I don't know! I'm tired okay? Let's

just go to sleep. We can talk about

this tomorrow.

BOB

(concerned)

Where are you going?

ANGELA

(putting on her

bathrobe)

I have to pee.

ANGELA (O.S.) laughs maniacally.

ECU OF BOB'S EYES

The CAMERA zooms into his worried eyes, and as he hears the

ROAR of a TOILET FLUSHING, we see an image of BOB - naked

and whirling (Vertigo-like) down a huge toilet bowl -

reflected in his cornea.(EFX)

FADE OUT:

INT. THE PUSSY INSTITUTE -- CONTINUOUS

LS OF MAIN VIDEO SCREEN

On which we see a MATCH-CUT of BOB going down the toilet on

a large SPORTS BAR-TYPE TV SCREEN hung catty-corner and angled

down from the ceiling.

ANGLED DOWN WIDE SHOT OF THE PUSSY INSTITUTE

From the REVERSE POV, we see a large loft-type space, with

COLORED SPOT LIGHTS streaming down from the high ceiling,

piercing the SMOKE that rises from the floor.

Through the fog we can see three distinct and Spartan

'furniture' groupings, each illumined by one of the colored

Spot Lights and with (2) bodies distinguishable there-in.

In the center of these three 'rings' is a fourth, with a

woman sitting on a stool in shadow.

CUT TO:

BOB'S POV

As his eyes come IN AND OUT OF FOCUS from his kneeling POV

on the fog-covered floor -

WHIP PAN TO:

CANTED ECU OF PUSSY A

(4) second hold.

WHIP PAN TO:

CANTED ECU OF PUSSY B

(3) second hold.

WHIP PAN TO:

CANTED ECU OF PUSSY C

(2) second hold.

CUT TO:

MS OF BOB

BOB is kneeling on the floor, rubbing his eyes.

DISSOLVE TO:

BOB'S POV, FS OF DR. X PERT

His eyes come into focus on DR. X PERT, an attractive woman

wearing a lab coat, black leather bra, garters and high-heels.

Half-sitting on a bar-stool in the center of the still foggy

room, she has a riding crop in one hand and a cigarette in

her mouth as she contemplates BOB.

DR. X PERT

(waving her riding

crop at the smoke)

I hate this gd smoke -

(up to the heavens)

This ain't heaven, ya know!

(grinding her cigarette

out with her heel)

Like smokin' a whole pack in an

hour...

(shaking her head, to

the camera)

What would the Surgeon General say?

(Smiling to BOB)

Fuck'um, hey?

CU OF BOB'S FACE

Squinting his eyes, closing them, shaking his head, looking

again.

REVERSE MS OF DR. X PERT

DR. X PERT

(standing up)

Well BOB, we are so glad you could

make it! Aren't we everybody?

CUT TO:

WIDE SHOT OF THE PUSSY INSTITUTE

As BOB rises from the ground, we see that he's wearing a

Tarzan-type loin cloth and standing in front of a Doctor's

EXAM TABLE, on which a masked but otherwise naked woman is

stirruped. We also see that two other couples - each at a

different sort of sexual apparatus - are in the room with

BOB and DR. X.

DR. X PERT

(Loudly)

Come on everybody -

MS OF COUPLE AT APPARATUS B

With a corsetted but otherwise naked woman (ANGEL B) seated

in a 'Bungee Swing/Harness' hung from the ceiling, is a man -

DENNIS - wearing only a red collar (and a cock ring), seated

beside her on an OTTOMAN. Though she is smiling, he sneers.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

- you all remember BOB, don't you?

CUT TO:

MS OF COUPLE AT APPARATUS C

With a body-painted but otherwise naked woman (ANGEL C) -

who is smiling though her arms are held apart by wrist

restraints hung from the ceiling - is a man, QUAID, wearing

a G-STRING and assorted piercings or tattoos, standing to

her side and looking highly skeptical of the entire

proceedings.

DR. X PERT

Well let me refresh your simple minds:

he's a single-and-likely-to-stay-

that-way System's Analyst from

Belleview, Washington! Now let's

give him a BIG hand!

CUT TO:

MS OF COUPLE AT APPARATUS B

The woman claps politely while DENNIS hoots.

CUT TO:

MS OF COUPLE AT APPARATUS C

The woman makes a 'sexy' whistle while QUAID plays with his

skateboard.

CS OF DR. X

DR. X PERT

And we all know why Bob's here, don't

we?

(before they can answer)

Because he needs to learn how to

please his woman! How to pet her

pussy and devour her whole to the

very depths of her soul!

The ANGELS chime in with 'yeah', 'you got that right' and

'here, here!'

DR. X PERT

(gospel-like)

Yeah man - I love that kind of talk!"

The ANGELS chorus their 'hallelujahs!'

DR. X PERT

You see the 'sistas' know what I'm

talking about, and to start things

right we ARE going to have a BIG

round of applause for our brilliant,

beautiful and powerful ANGELS who

are here to help you boys learn a

thing or two about the female body...

MS OF DENNIS

Applauding ANGEL B

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

...and upon whom your graduation

from this class depends. You see,

until you Release - with a screamin'

capitol R - your angel from her

eternity of sexual disappointment

...you are mine.

MS OF QUAID

Applauding ANGEL C

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

But keep in mind they're called

'Angels' 'cause they can wait forever

for you to learn your way around

down there!

MS OF BOB

BOB finally joins in as the other men's applause peters out...

MS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING

DR. X PERT

And forever can be a very long time -

CS OF BOB

BOB'S hands coming to a stop...

DR. X PERT

- so let's make sure every-body knows

every-body!

(game-show host-like)

Your competition includes:

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Excerpt Two

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MS OF QUAID

QUAID has flopped to his knees and started licking his ANGEL'S

pussy; DR. X ENTERS -

DR. X PERT

Now you all know the rules - the

game is simple: first one eats his

Angel to orgasm gets outta here alive!

- and pulls QUAID up by the ear.

DR. X PERT

But ya gotta go step-by-step up her

stairway to heaven. Cuttin' straight

to the chase doesn't work and only

gives me a good excuse to hurt you.

(giving them time to

digest this)

Are there any questions?

(quickly)

No? Good. So without further ado,

we're gonna start with the basics.

WS OF THE CLASSROOM

DR. X talks as she crosses -

DR. X PERT

And there ain't nothin' more basic

in a relationship than connecting.

DENNIS and QUAID automatically assume their opening positions

at Apparatus B & C: DENNIS is seated and QUAID standing behind

their respective Angels, around whom their arms are wrapped;

the ANGELS have their heads turned in order to make eye

contact.

MS OF DR. X AND BOB

From behind, DR. X guides the now clean-shaven but still

disoriented BOB, (standing beside his stirruped Angel), into

placing one hand on her heart, the other on her pussy, and

making eye contact.

DR. X PERT

Which means gettin' in touch with

your lover's heart, mind and sexual

energy.

(waving her hand in

front of Bob's face)

And the best soul-gazing happens

when you're not looking for anything,

but just seeing what's there.

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Excerpt Three

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MS OF BOB WITH ANGEL A

Harmonizing, as DR. X ENTERS.

DR. X PERT

And speaking of touching, it's time

for some variety.

(lifting BOB'S hand

from Angel A's pussy,

sniffing it; to BOB)

Now that you got her engine runnin',

it's time to explore her largest

sexual organ - her skin.

MS OF QUAID

QUAID has impatiently set to work on his ANGEL'S BREASTS -

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

And instead of going immediately to

her 'action' spots -

QUAID throw's his hands up in deference as DR. X ENTERS.

DR. X PERT

(running her whip

ever so slowly in an

'S' down his back)

- you are gonna run your sensitive

little fingers luxuriously all over

her body,

CU OF QUAID

Doing as instructed, QUAID starts at his Angel's mid-thighs

and swirls upward.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

whispering past her genitals with

finger-tip light brushing and swirling

motions.

QUAID'S hands delicately and skillfully explore the sides of

his Angel's neck below the ears, her nape and throat.

MS OF DENNIS

Absent-mindedly caressing his ANGEL'S inner elbows raw...

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

(a crack of her whip

snaps him out of it)

But pay attention to what you're

doing!

(soothing again)

And keep it balanced; don't favor

one side while neglecting the other.

CU OF DENNIS

DENNIS run his fingers along her wrists, upper arms and

shoulders in a wavy upward motion, like playing a harp.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

Vary the pressure of your fingers as

they travel an undulating course...

MS OF DR. X AT C, FEATURING QUAID

DR. X PERT

(her whip under his

chin so he can't

flop down again)

And while ALL roads DO lead to -

(to Quaid)

Where?

QUAID

(on his toes)

Uh, Rome?

DR. X PERT

- it DOES matter what course you

take, so before we head South we're

gonna warm-up on her other set of

lips.

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Excerpt Four

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CU OF DENNIS

Kissing ANGEL B.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

Now here's a much better example:

(describing the action)

...with firm but supple lips, he

starts off slow - and by slow I mean

as slow as you think you can go, cut

in half -

DENNIS gently explores his way around the inside of her lips,

then deeper.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

(picking up her play-

by-play)

- varying the speed and intensity of

his tongue -

DENNIS goes from using the tip of his tongue to a full mouth.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

- and stimulating her hunger while

feeding her mouth...

(sings softly)

'Cause her lips are connected to her

nip-ples, and her nip-ples are

connected to her pussy...

DISSOLVE TO:

LS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING

DR. X PERT

(a text-book in hand)

And since we're on the subject of

Pus-sy, or Yoni, Down There or her

Vag, which you will never - in

consideration of your ANGEL'S

sensitive nature - ever refer to as

a 'muff' or a 'crack' or a 'slit' or

a 'gash' or the 'C' word -

The ANGELS GASP.

DR. X PERT

- unless you're looking to get

seriously clawed...

MS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING

DR. X PERT

(tearing pages from

the text-book, tossing

them in the air)

- just forget about these silly

diagrams you see in textbooks! Every

pussy is wired just a wee bit

different from the next! AND, they

change from day to day: their bouquet,

their flavor, how long it takes to

get their chassis lubed; everything

is in constant fucking flux!

FS OF QUAID

Foot-flipping his skateboard, as DR. X ENTERS.

DR. X PERT

Makes most men a little gun-shy

gameboy; you'll just have to live

with it - LIKE WE DO! Believe it

baby. You gotta re-discover her G-

Spot each and every time 'cause it

changes location daily!

(gesturing first to

Angel C's pussy)

Sometimes it's here -

(then toward her head)

- sometimes it's there!

MS OF DR. X AT C WITH QUAID

Ever eager to 'get going', QUAID is on his knees and licking

away furiously.

DR. X PERT

But before we dive into all that,

(pulling QUAID up by

his hair)

let's take a look at how different

individual pussies can be. Individual

is the key word here guys: and we're

not just talkin' about geography,

we're talkin' about personality!

MS OF DR. X

In between ANGEL A'S legs, while BOB stands at ANGEL'S side.

DR. X PERT

(to BOB)

So Bob, you're an expert on pussy

(aside to ANGEL A)

- or at least he thought he was!

(back to Bob)

Tell me, do you see any vaginas around

here?

CS OF BOB

BOB

(gestures haplessly)

Well... yeah... a few...

REVERSE ON DR. X

DR. X PERT

(cracking the whip in

her palm)

WRONG! Unless you got x-ray vision

you can't see a woman's vagina, since

it's inside her body! Damn...

(shaking her stinging

palm)

A 3 to 4 inch 'tube' which changes

size and shape depending on her

arousal.

(lifting Bob's

loincloth with her

riding crop)

Which explains why a, mmmm,

(impressed)

5 inch penis is 'filling' for most

women.

(to ANGEL A)

Though some of us may be a little

spoiled, eh sugar?

MS OF ANGEL A'S PUSSY

DR. X is in between ANGEL A'S legs, aiming her riding crop's

built-in laser pointer at ANGEL A'S Vulva.

DR. X PERT

Now what you can see are her outer

and inner labia, both of which are

filled with lubricating glands and

nerve endings, though her inner lips

are usually the more sensitive and

often the more pronounced.

(to ANGEL A as she

slips on a latex

glove)

I'm gonna touch you now, is that

okay?

CU OF ANGEL A'S FACE

ANGEL A smiles and nods.

CU OF ANGEL A'S PUSSY

DR. X PERT

(her fingers spreading

ANGEL A'S labia)

You see the entrance to her vagina

is placed (high/low) on the pelvis,

and she has a (short/long) -

ANGEL A MOANS

DR. X PERT

- and highly sensitive clitoris placed

(deep/ shallow) in labial folds very

near where she pees from!

MS OF DR. X WITH ANGEL A

Producing a magnifying glass from her pocket.

DR. X PERT

(clicking on her head-

lamp)

Let's take a closer look.

The CAMERA 'follows'/zooms with the magnifying glass into an

ECU OF ANGEL A'S PUSSY

ANGEL A holds herself open as DR. X uses her laser pointer

to note the following.

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Excerpt Five

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DISSOLVE TO:

LS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING

Seated, finishing her cigarette.

DR. X PERT

Now as I said before, all roads lead

to Rome, and while you might prefer

flying,

CS OF ANGEL A

CAMERA PANS down her body toward her pussy.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

women are hardwired for you to go

the scenic route, touring their lush

valleys and meandering streams before

entering the gates to their citadel -

CS OF ANGEL B

CAMERA PANS up her legs toward her pussy.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

- across the draw-bridge of their

hearts.

(stamping out her cig)

Which is why you must often journey

through restaurants, movie theaters

and boutiques en-route to her

boudoir...

MS OF DENNIS WITH ANGEL B

Seated on an Ottoman to ANGEL B'S right, DENNIS begins to

tenderly caress her breasts.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

Using the same hands that warmed her

heart and embraced her sex, you'll

now caress her breasts. And no,

this isn't a class about titties,

but I will say that every woman has

different sensitivities in this area -

surprise, surprise - so pay bloody

close attention to what you're doing,

and how she's responding on a moment

to moment basis.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

So once you got her enjoying complete

lubracity -

CU OF ANGEL C'S PUSSY

QUAID'S HAND continues.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

You can begin to mold and explore

her whole genital area as if it were

soft, virgin clay being shaped by

Michelangelo. And while he's long

dead - and there are no more virgins

in the world today - art begins with

the slightest of touches, so -

CU OF ANGEL B'S PUSSY

DENNIS' HAND tenderly but firmly manipulates her labia and

adds water as indicated in the dialogue.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

- get to know your material

intimately; enjoy the elasticity of

her most sacred flesh.

(more practically)

And since this'll keep her open for

a while, things may start to get a

little tacky.

(with an Australian

dialect)

But no worries mate, add a few drops

of water and voila - Welcome Back to

Lubri-City!

CU OF ANGEL A'S PUSSY

BOB'S HAND is at first 'over-working' the clay...then slows

down, and her legs respond by opening wider.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

And as always, a SLOW buildup

(as Bob's hand slows)

of varying sensation will make her

even more pliable as your 'creation'

takes form - and she slowly unravels.

DISSOLVE TO:

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Excerpt Six

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CU OF ANGEL A'S PUSSY

Standing between ANGEL A'S drawn back legs, BOB'S HAND first

performs a two-fingered semi-circular sweeping motion outside

the entrance to her vagina, then inserts his fingers and

repeats the motion against the front wall of her vagina.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

Using The Scoop to apply pressure

against the front wall of her vag -

CU OF ANGEL B'S PUSSY

DENNIS' HAND picks up [in a match cut] where BOB'S left off,

adding a gentle in and out thrusting.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

(picking up the play-

by-play)

A natural progression is the Scissors

Kick -

CANTED ECU OF ANGEL B'S PUSSY

DENNIS' HAND, withdrawn to show his index and middle fingers

doing a scissors-kick stroke, penetrates her and repeats the

motion.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

- which - from any angle - is good

for exploring the different

sensitivities of her vaginal walls.

CS OF ANGEL C'S PUSSY

QUAID, kneeling at his ANGEL'S feet, with his palm turned

upward and his index and middle fingers splayed at the

entrance to her vagina, curling open and closed.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

This one I call The Victory Curl,

cause you repeat that curling motion -

Now closed, QUAID'S fingers enter her.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

- so that your fingers massage the

roots of her clitoris on both sides

of her urethra canal.

CUT TO:

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Excerpt Seven

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MS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING

As the surrounding action grows more frenzied.

DR. X PERT

Which brings us to the whole point

of being here: 'The Seven or So

Secrets of Eating Pussy!'

CS OF DENNIS WITH ANGEL B

Kneeling between a reclining ANGEL C'S legs, DENNIS laps

inward from her inner thighs to her perineum, from where his

big, broad, wet tongue strokes climb upward along her engorged

labia. When reaching her pubic bone, he engulfs her vulva

with his mouth and GULPS.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

Ah yes, The Big Gulp. A nice 'taint'-

to-clit move that ties it all together

for her, and finishes strong.

DENNIS 'Gulps' again.

MS OF BOB WITH ANGEL A

As ANGEL A sits on the end of the exam table, BOB is seated

on an ottoman, head between her thighs, licking pussy.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

Lunch Time! I love this one - a

real in your face, 'I'll perch

anywhere I damn well please' move

that gives the lady a great view -

yes we love to watch - and she can

feel more connected by holding your

head -

ANGEL A grabs BOB'S head, almost wrenching his neck...

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

- though some men feel they're being

'steered like a boat', it does help

keep your little minds focused on

the task at hand...

CU OF BOB WITH ANGEL A

BOB adds a penetrating two-fingered "hand assist" while

rimming her labia with his tongue.

MS OF DR. X WITH BOB AND ANGEL A

DR. X begins to make her rounds, checking in with each couple

as follows.

DR. X PERT

And it is precisely the accomplishment

of that - did I say task? I meant

pleasure -

(crossing to B)

which brings us to this final contest

of prowess. After which one of you

MAY graduate,

(menacing)

while the other two spend the night

here with me and - the grrrls...

CUT TO:

TRI-SPLIT SCREEN OF ANGELS A, B & C

MS/CS/CU of ANGELS snarling hungrily, gesturing 'dangerously'

(scratching at the air), and ???.

WS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING

DR. X PERT

(snapping a Cat O'

Nine Tails at QUAID)

- so pay close attention!

DISSOLVE TO:

LS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING

DR. X PERT

Depending on her unique sensitivities,

what sort of clit-work floats your

lady's boat will vary.

MS OF QUAID WITH ANGEL C

On his knees before her, his tongue licking at her clit in

small, repetitive motions.

CS OF DENNIS WITH ANGEL B

On his knees, applying broad, general tongue strokes to her

clit.

CU OF BOB WITH ANGEL A

BOB applies roving tip-flicks across her labia then zeros in

on her clitoris. [He is standing between her legs, with only

the leg opposite the camera angle stirupped.]

REVERSE ANGLE CU OF BOB FROM ANGEL A'S POV

ANGEL A uses her hands to pull her legs back and hold her

lips more open as BOB applies a long, steady, straight-on

tongue stroke to her clitoris.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

The classic Straight-On - a strong

upward stroke that lifts her hood

and tickles her bud in one bold swoop.

Not for the hyper-sensitive clit -

or faint of heart.

ANGEL A MOANS loudly.

CU OF QUAID WITH ANGEL C

QUAID is gently rolling back and forth on his skateboard,

held in place by ANGEL C'S legs, which are wrapped over his

shoulders and around his head.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

I call this the Captive Bee, 'cause

the man is trapped by his taste for

honey - and his honey's taste for

him! Enjoy these lips as you do her

other mouth, sucking on her clit as

you'd suck on her tongue. And while

you're sucklin' her bud -

...

Excerpt Eight

...

MS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING

As the surrounding action becomes more intense.

DR. X PERT

(inspirational)

As you head down the home stretch,

CU OF BOB WITH ANGEL A

Having worn out the Hannibal, BOB resumes the Straight-On

approach and is doing a fair job of pleasuring - as indicated

by ANGEL A'S responses - though she still has a ways to go.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

remember that the slower you go the

faster you'll get there.

CU OF QUAID WITH ANGEL C

As indicated by ANGEL C'S responses, QUAID - who ends each

of his slow-long-artsy-wavey-strokes with a flourish - is

doing a better job than BOB, with not far to go...

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

(play-by-play on the

eighteenth green)

Looks like she's gettin' pretty close

to orgasm - ooh! - and he responds

with some intense tongue-work!

CU OF DENNIS WITH ANGEL B

DENNIS's broad, steady Comin' and Goin' strokes have ANGEL B

squirming out of her corset toward orgasm.

ECU OF ANGEL B'S SWOLLEN YONI

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

Now that's what I call ripe -

CU OF DENNIS WITH ANGEL B

DENNIS starts to wag his head and tongue in the course of

each Comin' and Goin' stroke.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

- and now Denny's throwing in a bit

of The Wag! If this doesn't put her

over the edge...

ECU OF ANGEL B'S YONI

WIPE IN ECU OF ANGEL B'S FACE

About to explode -

SPLIT DIOPTER OF ANGEL B'S PUSSY & FACE

From her POV, she orgasms...writhing in ecstasy, her legs

wrapped about DENNIS' neck, dragging him to and fro across

the floor.

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

...and he's not letting up! He's

keeping pressure on her clit with

his tongue no matter how hard she

tries to squirm away!

ANGEL B throws her head back and lets go of the swing ropes,

her legs catching under DENNIS' arms.

ECU OF ANGEL B'S FACE

Letting out a howl in the full throes of orgasm.

DISSOLVE TO:

MS OF DR. X WITH DENNIS AND ANGEL B

ANGEL B holds DENNIS' head in her caressing hands, and DR. X

uses her riding crop to reward/tease/encourage his neck,

shoulders and arms as he masturbates.

DR. X PERT

(stroking this 'puppy'

with both her words

and the whip)

Such a good boy! You've made mommy

so proud! How about a dog bone?

CU OF DENNIS' COCK

DR. X PERT (O.S.)

How about a nice BIG dog bone? Huh,

would you like that? Oh yes! And you

know what time it is now? That's it.

That a boy! Time for your treat...

CS OF DENNIS

DENNIS, his mouth still full of pussy -

ECU OF DENNIS' PENIS

- ejaculates at his ANGEL'S feet.

DISSOLVE TO:

CS OF DENNIS

An overhead white spotlight envelopes DENNIS, who is curled

up asleep and gurgling with ANGEL B'S big-toe in his mouth.

DENNIS

(waking, shielding

his eyes)

What the - ?

MS OF DR. X WITH DENNIS AND ANGEL B

DR. X PERT

(tapping the top of

his head with her

'wand')

So it was as good for you as it was

for her, huh? Time to get up big

boy. Get back home and sow some seed -

(observing the floor)

Lord, what a mess! You've been saving

yourself for something?

DENNIS

(bashful)

Well, it's been a while.

DR. X PERT

Spendin' a little too much time out

in the waller, eh?

DENNIS

(ashamed)

Yes ma'am, I'm afraid so.

CU OF DENNIS' FACE

DENNIS

(determined)

But all that's gonna change!

REVERSE ANGLE

DR. X PERT

How so?

REVERSE ANGLE

DENNIS

(standing)

Well, I got a little lady back home

who's pretty sweet on me - she's my

wife - and I'm gonna start treatin'

her better than I treat my pigs!

MS OF DR. X WITH DENNIS AND ANGEL B

DR. X PERT

I should hope so!

WS OF THE PUSSY INSTITUTE

THE ANGELS chorus their approval - "Bravo! Stick it to her!

Good dog!"

MS OF DENNIS

His 'hat' in his hand.

DENNIS

(to BOB)

And I'm sorry Bob, for all the bad

things I done to you. Tell you what,

if your ever do get outta here, you

come on out to the ranch and have

supper with me and the little lady.

She's a helluva cook! But, ya know,

I suddenly got a hankerin' to learn

cookin' myself, and cleanin' and

sewin' too! Hell, by the time you

come visit, I'll be so evolved I'll

even let you have sex with me! Whadda

ya say?

REVERSE ANGLE

BOB

Well, uh, thanks. Let me think about

that dinner...

MS OF DR. X WITH DENNIS

DR. X PERT

Yes it is definitely time to go Denny;

(reaching out toward

his neck with a key)

let me take off that collar.

DENNIS

(pulling back)

I'd rather you didn't ma'am. If it's

all the same to you, I've gotten

sorta used to it.

DR. X PERT

(her eyes narrowing)

It becomes you Dennis.

(physically ushering

him out)

Now, you don't have to go home, but

you can't stay here...

FS OF DENNIS IN THE CENTER RING

Wearing his collar, and with his arms upraised toward the

white spot light, which grows brighter and brighter until

DENNIS vanishes into a -

WHITE OUT

MS OF DR. X SITTING IN THE BUNGEE SWING

DR. X PERT

Just goes to show that by overcoming

pre-conceived notions, trying new

things, and committing yourself whole-

heartedly to pleasing your partner,

anyone can become a more considerate

and effective lover.

...

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