††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† THE GAL'S GUIDE TO EATING OUT(c)

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (Excerpts from Episode One)


†††††††††††††† ...


†††††††††††††† Excerpt One


†††††††††††††† ...





†††††††††††††† From a Bird's Eye View over the bed we see BOB and ANGELA

†††††††††††††† asleep - and apart - in conflicting body positions, using

†††††††††††††† (3) CROSS-DISSOLVES to progress the action over a TICKING

†††††††††††††† CLOCK. The CAMERA slowly zooms into BOB'S closed but REM

†††††††††††††† quivering eyes, then -


†††††††††† †††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††CUT TO:




†††††††††††††† Replayed in BOB'S mind, all from his dim-lit hazy POV.


†††††††††††††† SOUND NOTE: ANGELA'S voice is now much harsher in tone with

†††††††††††††† perhaps a little reverb or echo.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† BOB

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (putting his arm around

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† her from behind)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Look, if it's something with my

†††††††††††††††††††††††† technique, I can fix it...


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† ANGELA

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (shaking off his arm

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† and sitting up)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† I told you that's not it.


†††††††† ††††††††††††††††††††††††††††BOB

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Then what is 'it'?


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† ANGELA

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (getting up)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† I don't know! I'm tired okay? Let's

†††††††††††††††††††††††† just go to sleep. We can talk about

†††††††††††††††††††††††† this tomorrow.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† BOB

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (concerned)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Where are you going?


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† ANGELA

†††††††† †††††††††††††††††††††(putting on her

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† bathrobe)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† I have to pee.


†††††††††††††† ANGELA (O.S.) laughs maniacally.


†††††††††††††† ECU OF BOB'S EYES


†††††††††††††† The CAMERA zooms into his worried eyes, and as he hears the

†††††††††††††† ROAR of a TOILET FLUSHING, we see an image of BOB - naked

†††††††††††††† and whirling (Vertigo-like) down a huge toilet bowl -

†††††††††††††† reflected in his cornea.(EFX)


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† ††††††††††††††††††††††FADE OUT:




†††††††††††††† LS OF MAIN VIDEO SCREEN


†††††††††††††† On which we see a MATCH-CUT of BOB going down the toilet on

†††††††††††††† a large SPORTS BAR-TYPE TV SCREEN hung catty-corner and angled

†††††††††††††† down from the ceiling.




†††††††††††††† From the REVERSE POV, we see a large loft-type space, with

†††††††††††††† COLORED SPOT LIGHTS streaming down from the high ceiling,

†††††††††††††† piercing the SMOKE that rises from the floor.


†††††††††††††† Through the fog we can see three distinct and Spartan

†††††††††††††† 'furniture' groupings, each illumined by one of the colored

†††††††††††††† Spot Lights and with (2) bodies distinguishable there-in.

†††††††††††††† In the center of these three 'rings' is a fourth, with a

†††††††††††††† woman sitting on a stool in shadow.


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† CUT TO:


†††††††††††††† BOB'S POV


†††††††††††††† As his eyes come IN AND OUT OF FOCUS from his kneeling POV

†††††††††††††† on the fog-covered floor -


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† WHIP PAN TO:


†††††††††††††† CANTED ECU OF PUSSY A


†††††††††††††† (4) second hold.


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† WHIP PAN TO:

†††††††††††††† CANTED ECU OF PUSSY B


†††††††††††††† (3) second hold.



†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† †††††††††††††††††††††WHIP PAN TO:

†††††††††††††† CANTED ECU OF PUSSY C


†††††††††††††† (2) second hold.


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† CUT TO:


†††††††††††††† MS OF BOB


†††††††††††††† BOB is kneeling on the floor, rubbing his eyes.


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DISSOLVE TO:


†††††††††††††† BOB'S POV, FS OF DR. X PERT


†††††††††††††† His eyes come into focus on DR. X PERT, an attractive woman

†††††††††††††† wearing a lab coat, black leather bra, garters and high-heels.

†††††††††††††† Half-sitting on a bar-stool in the center of the still foggy

†††††††††††††† room, she has a riding crop in one hand and a cigarette in

†††††††††††††† her mouth as she contemplates BOB.


†††††††††† ††††††††††††††††††††††††††DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (waving her riding

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† crop at the smoke)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† I hate this gd smoke -

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (up to the heavens)

††††††††††††††††††††† †††This ain't heaven, ya know!

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (grinding her cigarette

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† out with her heel)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Like smokin' a whole pack in an

†††††††††††††††††††††††† hour...

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (shaking her head, to

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† the camera)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† What would the Surgeon General say?

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (Smiling to BOB)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Fuck'um, hey?


†††††††††††††† CU OF BOB'S FACE


††††††††† †††††Squinting his eyes, closing them, shaking his head, looking

†††††††††††††† again.


†††††††††††††† REVERSE MS OF DR. X PERT


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (standing up)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Well BOB, we are so glad you could

†††††††††††††††††††††††† make it! Aren't we everybody?


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† CUT TO:




†††††††††††††† As BOB rises from the ground, we see that he's wearing a

†††††††††††††† Tarzan-type loin cloth and standing in front of a Doctor's

†††††††††††††† EXAM TABLE, on which a masked but otherwise naked woman is

†††††††††††††† stirruped. We also see that two other couples - each at a

††† †††††††††††different sort of sexual apparatus - are in the room with

†††††††††††††† BOB and DR. X.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (Loudly)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Come on everybody -




†††††††††††††† With a corsetted but otherwise naked woman (ANGEL B) seated

†††††††††††††† in a 'Bungee Swing/Harness' hung from the ceiling, is a man -

†††††††††††††† DENNIS - wearing only a red collar (and a cock ring), seated

†† ††††††††††††beside her on an OTTOMAN. Though she is smiling, he sneers.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - you all remember BOB, don't you?


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† CUT TO:




†††††††††††††† With a body-painted but otherwise naked woman (ANGEL C) -

†††††††††††††† who is smiling though her arms are held apart by wrist

†††††††††††††† restraints hung from the ceiling - is a man, QUAID, wearing

†††††††††††††† a G-STRING and assorted piercings or tattoos, standing to

†††††††††††††† her side and looking highly skeptical of the entire

†††††††††††††† proceedings.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††† ††††††††††††††††Well let me refresh your simple minds:

†††††††††††††††††††††††† he's a single-and-likely-to-stay-

†††††††††††††††††††††††† that-way System's Analyst from

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Belleview, Washington! Now let's

†††††††††††††††††††††††† give him a BIG hand!


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† CUT TO:




†††††††††††††† The woman claps politely while DENNIS hoots.


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† ††††††††††††††††CUT TO:




†††††††††††††† The woman makes a 'sexy' whistle while QUAID plays with his

†††††††††††††† skateboard.


†††††††††††††† CS OF DR. X


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††† ††††††††††††††††††And we all know why Bob's here, don't

†††††††††††††††††††††††† we?

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (before they can answer)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Because he needs to learn how to

†††††††††††††††††††††††† please his woman! How to pet her

†††††††††††††††††††††††† pussy and devour her whole to the

†††††††††††††††††††††††† very depths of her soul!


†††††††††††††† The ANGELS chime in with 'yeah', 'you got that right' and

†††††††††††††† 'here, here!'


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (gospel-like)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Yeah man - I love that kind of talk!"


†††††††††††††† The ANGELS chorus their 'hallelujahs!'


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† You see the 'sistas' know what I'm

†††††††††††††††††††††††† talking about, and to start things

†††††††††††††††††††††††† right we ARE going to have a BIG

†††††††††††††††††††††††† round of applause for our brilliant,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† beautiful and powerful ANGELS who

†††††††††††††††††††††††† are here to help you boys learn a

†††††††††††††††††††††††† thing or two about the female body...


†††††††††††††† MS OF DENNIS


†††††††††††††† Applauding ANGEL B


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† ...and upon whom your graduation

†††††††††††††††††††††††† from this class depends. You see,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† until you Release - with a screamin'

†††††††††††††††††††††††† capitol R - your angel from her

††††††††††††††† †††††††††eternity of sexual disappointment

†††††††††††††††††††††††† ...you are mine.


†††††††††††††† MS OF QUAID


†††††††††††††† Applauding ANGEL C


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† But keep in mind they're called

†††††††††††††††††††††††† 'Angels' 'cause they can wait forever

†††††††††††††††††††††††† for you to learn your way around

†††††††††††††††††††††††† down there!


†††††††††††††† MS OF BOB


†††††††††††††† BOB finally joins in as the other men's applause peters out...


†††††††††††††† MS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† And forever can be a very long time -


†††††††††††††† CS OF BOB


†††††††††††††† BOB'S hands coming to a stop...


††††† †††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - so let's make sure every-body knows

†††††††††††††††††††††††† every-body!

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (game-show host-like)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Your competition includes:


††††††† †††††††...


†††††††††††††† Excerpt Two


†††††††††††††† ...



†††††††††††††† MS OF QUAID


†††††††††††††† QUAID has flopped to his knees and started licking his ANGEL'S

†††††††††††††† pussy; DR. X ENTERS -


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††Now you all know the rules - the

†††††††††††††††††††††††† game is simple: first one eats his

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Angel to orgasm gets outta here alive!


†††††††††††††† - and pulls QUAID up by the ear.


††††††††††††††††††††††† †††††††††††††DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† But ya gotta go step-by-step up her

†††††††††††††††††††††††† stairway to heaven. Cuttin' straight

†††††††††††††††††††††††† to the chase doesn't work and only

†††††††††††††††††††††††† gives me a good excuse to hurt you.

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (giving them time to

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† digest this)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Are there any questions?

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (quickly)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† No? Good. So without further ado,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† we're gonna start with the basics.


†††††††††††††† WS OF THE CLASSROOM


†††††††††††††† DR. X talks as she crosses -


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† And there ain't nothin' more basic

††††††††††††††††††††††† in a relationship than connecting.


†††††††††††††† DENNIS and QUAID automatically assume their opening positions

†††††††††††††† at Apparatus B & C: DENNIS is seated and QUAID standing behind

†††††††††††††† their respective Angels, around whom their arms are wrapped;

†††††††††††††† the ANGELS have their heads turned in order to make eye

†††††††††††††† contact.


†††††††††††††† MS OF DR. X AND BOB


†††††††††††††† From behind, DR. X guides the now clean-shaven but still

††††††††††† †††disoriented BOB, (standing beside his stirruped Angel), into

†††††††††††††† placing one hand on her heart, the other on her pussy, and

†††††††††††††† making eye contact.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Which means gettin' in touch with

†††††††††††††††††††††††† your lover's heart, mind and sexual

†††††††††††††††††††††††† energy.

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (waving her hand in

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† front of Bob's face)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† And the best soul-gazing happens

†††††††††††††††††††††††† when you're not looking for anything,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† but just seeing what's there.


†††††††††††††† ...


†††††††††††††† Excerpt Three


†††††††††††††† ...



†††††††††††††† MS OF BOB WITH ANGEL A


†††††††††††††† Harmonizing, as DR. X ENTERS.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† And speaking of touching, it's time

†††††††††††††††††††††††† for some variety.

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (lifting BOB'S hand

††† ††††††††††††††††††††††††††from Angel A's pussy,

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† sniffing it; to BOB)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Now that you got her engine runnin',

†††††††††††††††††††††††† it's time to explore her largest

†††††††††††††††††††††††† sexual organ - her skin.


†††††††††††††† MS OF QUAID


†††††††††††††† QUAID has impatiently set to work on his ANGEL'S BREASTS -


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† And instead of going immediately to

†††††††††††††††††† ††††††her 'action' spots -


†††††††††††††† QUAID throw's his hands up in deference as DR. X ENTERS.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (running her whip

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† ever so slowly in an

††††† ††††††††††††††††††††††††'S' down his back)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - you are gonna run your sensitive

†††††††††††††††††††††††† little fingers luxuriously all over

†††††††††††††††††††††††† her body,


†††††††††††††† CU OF QUAID


†††††††††††††† Doing as instructed, QUAID starts at his Angel's mid-thighs

†††††††††††††† and swirls upward.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† whispering past her genitals with

†††††††††††††††††††††††† finger-tip light brushing and swirling

†††††††††††††††††††††††† motions.


†††††††††††††† QUAID'S hands delicately and skillfully explore the sides of

†††††††††††††† his Angel's neck below the ears, her nape and throat.


†††††††††††††† MS OF DENNIS


†††††††††††††† Absent-mindedly caressing his ANGEL'S inner elbows raw...


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (a crack of her whip

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† snaps him out of it)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† But pay attention to what you're

†††††††††††††††††††††††† doing!

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (soothing again)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† And keep it balanced; don't favor

†††††††††††††††††††††††† one side while neglecting the other.


†††††††††††††† CU OF DENNIS


††††††††††† †††DENNIS run his fingers along her wrists, upper arms and

†††††††††††††† shoulders in a wavy upward motion, like playing a harp.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Vary the pressure of your fingers as

††††† †††††††††††††††††††they travel an undulating course...


†††††††††††††† MS OF DR. X AT C, FEATURING QUAID


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (her whip under his

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† chin so he can't

†† †††††††††††††††††††††††††††flop down again)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† And while ALL roads DO lead to -

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (to Quaid)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Where?


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† QUAID

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (on his toes)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Uh, Rome?


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - it DOES matter what course you

†††††††††††††††††††††††† take, so before we head South we're

†††††††††††††††††††††††† gonna warm-up on her other set of

†††††††††††††††††††††††† lips.


†††††††††††††† ...


†††††††††††††† Excerpt Four


†††††††††††††† ...



†††††††††††††† CU OF DENNIS


†††††††††††††† Kissing ANGEL B.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††† ††††Now here's a much better example:

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (describing the action)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† ...with firm but supple lips, he

†††††††††††††††††††††††† starts off slow - and by slow I mean

†††††††††††††††††††††††† as slow as you think you can go, cut

†††††††††††††††††††††††† in half -


†††††††††††††† DENNIS gently explores his way around the inside of her lips,

†††††††††††††† then deeper.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (picking up her play-

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† by-play)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - varying the speed and intensity of

†††††††††††††††††††††††† his tongue -


†††††††††††††† DENNIS goes from using the tip of his tongue to a full mouth.


††††††††††††††††††††† †††††††††††††††DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - and stimulating her hunger while

†††††††††††††††††††††††† feeding her mouth...

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (sings softly)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† 'Cause her lips are connected to her

††††††† †††††††††††††††††nip-ples, and her nip-ples are

†††††††††††††††††††††††† connected to her pussy...


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DISSOLVE TO:


†††††††††††††† LS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† ††††††DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (a text-book in hand)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† And since we're on the subject of

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Pus-sy, or Yoni, Down There or her

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Vag, which you will never - in

†††††††† ††††††††††††††††consideration of your ANGEL'S

†††††††††††††††††††††††† sensitive nature - ever refer to as

†††††††††††††††††††††††† a 'muff' or a 'crack' or a 'slit' or

†††††††††††††††††††††††† a 'gash' or the 'C' word -


†††††††††††††† The ANGELS GASP.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - unless you're looking to get

†††††††††††††††††††††††† seriously clawed...


†††††††††††††† MS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††† ††††††††††††††††††††††(tearing pages from

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† the text-book, tossing

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† them in the air)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - just forget about these silly

†††††††††††††††††††††††† diagrams you see in textbooks! Every

†††††††††††††††††††††††† pussy is wired just a wee bit

†††††††††††††††††††††††† different from the next! AND, they

†††††††††††††††††††††††† change from day to day: their bouquet,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† their flavor, how long it takes to

†††††††††††††††††††††††† get their chassis lubed; everything

†††††††††††††††††††††††† is in constant fucking flux!


†††††††††††††† FS OF QUAID


†††††††††††††† Foot-flipping his skateboard, as DR. X ENTERS.


†††††††††††††††††††††† ††††††††††††††DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Makes most men a little gun-shy

†††††††††††††††††††††††† gameboy; you'll just have to live

†††††††††††††††††††††††† with it - LIKE WE DO! Believe it

†††††††††††††††††††††††† baby. You gotta re-discover her G-

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Spot each and every time 'cause it

†††††††††††††††††††††††† changes location daily!

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (gesturing first to

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† Angel C's pussy)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Sometimes it's here -

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (then toward her head)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - sometimes it's there!


†††††††††††††† MS OF DR. X AT C WITH QUAID


†††††††††††††† Ever eager to 'get going', QUAID is on his knees and licking

†††††††††††††† away furiously.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† But before we dive into all that,

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (pulling QUAID up by

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† his hair)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† let's take a look at how different

†††††††††††††††††††††††† individual pussies can be. Individual

†††††††††††††††††††††††† is the key word here guys: and we're

†††††††††††††††††††††††† not just talkin' about geography,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† we're talkin' about personality!


†††††††††††††† MS OF DR. X


†††††††††††††† In between ANGEL A'S legs, while BOB stands at ANGEL'S side.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (to BOB)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† So Bob, you're an expert on pussy

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (aside to ANGEL A)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - or at least he thought he was!

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (back to Bob)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Tell me, do you see any vaginas around

†††††††††††††††††††††††† here?


†††††††††††††CS OF BOB


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† BOB

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (gestures haplessly)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Well... yeah... a few...


†††††††††††††† REVERSE ON DR. X


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††† ††††††††††††††††††††††(cracking the whip in

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† her palm)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† WRONG! Unless you got x-ray vision

†††††††††††††††††††††††† you can't see a woman's vagina, since

†††††††††††††††††††††††† it's inside her body! Damn...

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (shaking her stinging

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† palm)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† A 3 to 4 inch 'tube' which changes

†††††††††††††††††††††††† size and shape depending on her

†††††††††††††††††††††††† arousal.

†††† †††††††††††††††††††††††††(lifting Bob's

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† loincloth with her

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† riding crop)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Which explains why a, mmmm,

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (impressed)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† 5 inch penis is 'filling' for most

†††††††††††††††††††††††† women.

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (to ANGEL A)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Though some of us may be a little

†††††††††††††††††††††††† spoiled, eh sugar?


†††††††††††††† MS OF ANGEL A'S PUSSY


††† †††††††††††DR. X is in between ANGEL A'S legs, aiming her riding crop's

†††††††††††††† built-in laser pointer at ANGEL A'S Vulva.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Now what you can see are her outer

†††††††††††††† ††††††††††and inner labia, both of which are

†††††††††††††††††††††††† filled with lubricating glands and

†††††††††††††††††††††††† nerve endings, though her inner lips

†††††††††††††††††††††††† are usually the more sensitive and

†††††††††††††††††††††††† often the more pronounced.

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (to ANGEL A as she

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† slips on a latex

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† glove)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† I'm gonna touch you now, is that

†††††††††††††††††††††††† okay?


†† ††††††††††††CU OF ANGEL A'S FACE


†††††††††††††† ANGEL A smiles and nods.


†††††††††††††† CU OF ANGEL A'S PUSSY


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (her fingers spreading

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† ANGEL A'S labia)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† You see the entrance to her vagina

†††††††††††††††††††††††† is placed (high/low) on the pelvis,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† and she has a (short/long) -


†††††††††††††† ANGEL A MOANS


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - and highly sensitive clitoris placed

†††††††††††††††††††††††† (deep/ shallow) in labial folds very

†††††††††††††††††††††††† near where she pees from!


†††††††††††††† MS OF DR. X WITH ANGEL A


†††††††††††††† Producing a magnifying glass from her pocket.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (clicking on her head-

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† lamp)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Let's take a closer look.


†††††††††††††† The CAMERA 'follows'/zooms with the magnifying glass into an


†††††††††††††† ECU OF ANGEL A'S PUSSY


†††††††††††††† ANGEL A holds herself open as DR. X uses her laser pointer

†††††††††††††† to note the following.


†††††††††††††† ...


†††††††††††††† Excerpt Five


††††††††† †††††...


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DISSOLVE TO:


†††††††††††††† LS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING


†††††††††††††† Seated, finishing her cigarette.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Now as I said before, all roads lead

†††††††††††††††††††††††† to Rome, and while you might prefer

†††††††††††††††††††††††† flying,


†††††††††††††† CS OF ANGEL A


†††††††††††††† CAMERA PANS down her body toward her pussy.


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† †††††DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† women are hardwired for you to go

†††††††††††††††††††††††† the scenic route, touring their lush

†††††††††††††††††††††††† valleys and meandering streams before

†††††††††††††††††††††††† entering the gates to their citadel -


†††††††††††††† CS OF ANGEL B


†††††††††††††† CAMERA PANS up her legs toward her pussy.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - across the draw-bridge of their

†††††††††††††††††††††††† hearts.

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††(stamping out her cig)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Which is why you must often journey

†††††††††††††††††††††††† through restaurants, movie theaters

†††††††††††††††††††††††† and boutiques en-route to her

†††††††††††††††††††††††† boudoir...


†††††††††††††† MS OF DENNIS WITH ANGEL B


†††††††††††††† Seated on an Ottoman to ANGEL B'S right, DENNIS begins to

†††††††††††††† tenderly caress her breasts.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Using the same hands that warmed her

†††††††††††††††††††††††† heart and embraced her sex, you'll

†††††††††††††††††††††††† now caress her breasts.And no,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† this isn't a class about titties,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† but I will say that every woman has

†††††††††††††††††††††††† different sensitivities in this area -

†††††††††††††††††††††††† surprise, surprise - so pay bloody

†††††††††††††††††††††††† close attention to what you're doing,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† and how she's responding on a moment

†††††††††††††††††††††††† to moment basis.



†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† So once you got her enjoying complete

†††††††††††††††††††††††† lubracity -


†††††††††††††† CU OF ANGEL C'S PUSSY


†††††††††††††† QUAID'S HAND continues.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† You can begin to mold and explore

†††††††††††††††††††††††† her whole genital area as if it were

†††††††††††††††††††††††† soft, virgin clay being shaped by

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Michelangelo.And while he's long

†††††††††††††††††††††††† dead - and there are no more virgins

†††††††††††††††††††††††† in the world today - art begins with

†††††††††††††††††††††††† the slightest of touches, so -


†††††††††††††† CU OF ANGEL B'S PUSSY


†††††††††††††† DENNIS' HAND tenderly but firmly manipulates her labia and

†††††††††††††† adds water as indicated in the dialogue.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

††††††† †††††††††††††††††- get to know your material

†††††††††††††††††††††††† intimately; enjoy the elasticity of

†††††††††††††††††††††††† her most sacred flesh.

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (more practically)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† And since this'll keep her open for

†††††††††††††††††††††††† a while, things may start to get a

†††††††††††††††††††††††† little tacky.

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (with an Australian

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† dialect)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† But no worries mate, add a few drops

†††††††††††††††††††††††† of water and voila - Welcome Back to

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Lubri-City!


†††††††††††††† CU OF ANGEL A'S PUSSY


†††††††††††††† BOB'S HAND is at first 'over-working' the clay...then slows

†††††††††††††† down, and her legs respond by opening wider.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† And as always, a SLOW buildup

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (as Bob's hand slows)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† of varying sensation will make her

†††††††††††††††††††††††† even more pliable as your 'creation'

†††††††††††††††††††††††† takes form - and she slowly unravels.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DISSOLVE TO:

†††††††††††††† ...


†††††††††††††† Excerpt Six


†††††††††††††† ...



†††††††††††††† CU OF ANGEL A'S PUSSY


†††††††††††††† Standing between ANGEL A'S drawn back legs, BOB'S HAND first

†††††††††††††† performs a two-fingered semi-circular sweeping motion outside

†††††††††††††† the entrance to her vagina, then inserts his fingers and

†††††††††††††† repeats the motion against the front wall of her vagina.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Using The Scoop to apply pressure

†††††††††††††††††††††††† against the front wall of her vag -


†††††††††††††† CU OF ANGEL B'S PUSSY


†††††††††††††† DENNIS' HAND picks up [in a match cut] where BOB'S left off,

†††††††††††††† adding a gentle in and out thrusting.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (picking up the play-

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† by-play)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† A natural progression is the Scissors

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Kick -




†††††††††††††† DENNIS' HAND, withdrawn to show his index and middle fingers

†††††††††††††† doing a scissors-kick stroke, penetrates her and repeats the

†††††††††††††† motion.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - which - from any angle - is good

†††††††††††††††††††††††† for exploring the different

†††††††††††††††††††††††† sensitivities of her vaginal walls.


†††††††††††††† CS OF ANGEL C'S PUSSY


†††††††††††††† QUAID, kneeling at his ANGEL'S feet, with his palm turned

†††††† ††††††††upward and his index and middle fingers splayed at the

†††††††††††††† entrance to her vagina, curling open and closed.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† This one I call The Victory Curl,

††††††††††† †††††††††††††cause you repeat that curling motion -


†††††††††††††† Now closed, QUAID'S fingers enter her.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - so that your fingers massage the

†††††††††††††††††††††††† roots of her clitoris on both sides

†††††††††††††††††††††††† of her urethra canal.


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† CUT TO:


†††††††††††††† ...


†††††††††††††† Excerpt Seven


†††††††††††††† ...



†††††††††††††† MS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING


†††††††††††††† As the surrounding action grows more frenzied.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Which brings us to the whole point

†††††††††††††††††††††††† of being here: 'The Seven or So

†††††††† ††††††††††††††††Secrets of Eating Pussy!'


†††††††††††††† CS OF DENNIS WITH ANGEL B


†††††††††††††† Kneeling between a reclining ANGEL C'S legs, DENNIS laps

†††††††††††††† inward from her inner thighs to her perineum, from where his

†††††††††††††† big, broad, wet tongue strokes climb upward along her engorged

†††††††††††††† labia. When reaching her pubic bone, he engulfs her vulva

†††††††††††††† with his mouth and GULPS.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††† ††††Ah yes, The Big Gulp. A nice 'taint'-

†††††††††††††††††††††††† to-clit move that ties it all together

†††††††††††††††††††††††† for her, and finishes strong.


†††††††††††††† DENNIS 'Gulps' again.


†††††††††††††† MS OF BOB WITH ANGEL A


†††††††††††††† As ANGEL A sits on the end of the exam table, BOB is seated

†††††††††††††† on an ottoman, head between her thighs, licking pussy.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Lunch Time! I love this one - a

†††††††††† ††††††††††††††real in your face, 'I'll perch

†††††††††††††††††††††††† anywhere I damn well please' move

†††††††††††††††††††††††† that gives the lady a great view -

†††††††††††††††††††††††† yes we love to watch - and she can

†††††††††††††††††††††††† feel more connected by holding your

†††††††††††††††††††††††† head -


†††††††††††††† ANGEL A grabs BOB'S head, almost wrenching his neck...


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - though some men feel they're being

†††††††††††††††††††††††† 'steered like a boat', it does help

†††††††††††††††††††††††† keep your little minds focused on

†††††††††††††††††††††††† the task at hand...


†††††††††††††† CU OF BOB WITH ANGEL A


†††††††††††††† BOB adds a penetrating two-fingered "hand assist" while

†††††††††††††† rimming her labia with his tongue.


†††††††††††††† MS OF DR. X WITH BOB AND ANGEL A


†††††††††††††† DR. X begins to make her rounds, checking in with each couple

†††††††††††††† as follows.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††† ††††††††††DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† And it is precisely the accomplishment

†††††††††††††††††††††††† of that - did I say task? I meant

†††††††††††††††††††††††† pleasure -

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (crossing to B)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† which brings us to this final contest

†††††††††††††††††††††††† of prowess. After which one of you

†††††††††††††††††††††††† MAY graduate,

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (menacing)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† while the other two spend the night

†††††††††††††††† ††††††††here with me and - the grrrls...


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† CUT TO:


†††††††††††††† TRI-SPLIT SCREEN OF ANGELS A, B & C


†††††††††††††† MS/CS/CU of ANGELS snarling hungrily, gesturing 'dangerously'

†††††† ††††††††(scratching at the air), and ???.


†††††††††††††† WS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (snapping a Cat O'

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† Nine Tails at QUAID)

†††††††††††††††† ††††††††- so pay close attention!


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DISSOLVE TO:


†††††††††††††† LS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Depending on her unique sensitivities,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† what sort of clit-work floats your

†††††††††††††††††††††††† lady's boat will vary.


†††††††††††††† MS OF QUAID WITH ANGEL C


†††††††††††††† On his knees before her, his tongue licking at her clit in

††††††††††††† small, repetitive motions.


†††††††††††††† CS OF DENNIS WITH ANGEL B


†††††††††††††† On his knees, applying broad, general tongue strokes to her

†††††††††††††† clit.


†††††††††††††† CU OF BOB WITH ANGEL A


†††††††††††††† BOB applies roving tip-flicks across her labia then zeros in

†††††††††††††† on her clitoris. [He is standing between her legs, with only

†††††††††††††† the leg opposite the camera angle stirupped.]




†††††††††††††† ANGEL A uses her hands to pull her legs back and hold her

†††††††††††††† lips more open as BOB applies a long, steady, straight-on

†††††††††††††† tongue stroke to her clitoris.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† The classic Straight-On - a strong

†††††††††††††††††††††††† upward stroke that lifts her hood

†††††††††††††††††††††††† and tickles her bud in one bold swoop.

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Not for the hyper-sensitive clit -

†††††††††††††††††††††††† or faint of heart.


†††††††††††††† ANGEL A MOANS loudly.


†††††††††††††† CU OF QUAID WITH ANGEL C


†††††††††††††† QUAID is gently rolling back and forth on his skateboard,

†††††††††††††† held in place by ANGEL C'S legs, which are wrapped over his

†††††††††††††† shoulders and around his head.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† I call this the Captive Bee, 'cause

†††††††††††††††††††††††† the man is trapped by his taste for

†††††††††††††††††††††††† honey - and his honey's taste for

†††††††††††††††††††††††† him! Enjoy these lips as you do her

†††††††††††††††††††††††† other mouth, sucking on her clit as

†††††††††††††††††††††††† you'd suck on her tongue. And while

†††††††††††††††††††††††† you're sucklin' her bud -


†† ††††††††††††...


†††††††††††††† Excerpt Eight


†††††††††††††† ...


†††††††††††††† MS OF DR. X IN THE CENTER RING


†††††††††††††† As the surrounding action becomes more intense.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (inspirational)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† As you head down the home stretch,


†††††††††††††† CU OF BOB WITH ANGEL A


†††††††††††††† Having worn out the Hannibal, BOB resumes the Straight-On

†††††††††††††† approach and is doing a fair job of pleasuring - as indicated

†††††††††††††† by ANGEL A'S responses - though she still has a ways to go.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† remember that the slower you go the

†††††††††††††††††††††††† faster you'll get there.


†††††††††††††† CU OF QUAID WITH ANGEL C


†††††††††††††† As indicated by ANGEL C'S responses, QUAID - who ends each

†††††††††††††† of his slow-long-artsy-wavey-strokes with a flourish - is

†††††††††††††† doing a better job than BOB, with not far to go...


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (play-by-play on the

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† eighteenth green)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Looks like she's gettin' pretty close

††††††††††††† †††††††††††to orgasm - ooh! - and he responds

†††††††††††††††††††††††† with some intense tongue-work!


†††††††††††††† CU OF DENNIS WITH ANGEL B


†††††††††††††† DENNIS's broad, steady Comin' and Goin' strokes have ANGEL B

†††††††††††††† squirming out of her corset toward orgasm.




†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Now that's what I call ripe -


†††††††††††††† CU OF DENNIS WITH ANGEL B


†††††††††††††† DENNIS starts to wag his head and tongue in the course of

†††††††††††††† each Comin' and Goin' stroke.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† - and now Denny's throwing in a bit

†††††††††††††††††††††††† of The Wag! If this doesn't put her

†††††††††††††††††††††††† over the edge...


†††††††††††††† ECU OF ANGEL B'S YONI


†††††††††††††† WIPE IN ECU OF ANGEL B'S FACE


†††††††††††††† About to explode -




††††††††† †††††From her POV, she orgasms...writhing in ecstasy, her legs

†††††††††††††† wrapped about DENNIS' neck, dragging him to and fro across

†††††††††††††† the floor.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† ...and he's not letting up! He's

†††††††††††††††††††††††† keeping pressure on her clit with

†††††††††††††††††††††††† his tongue no matter how hard she

†††††††††††††††††††††††† tries to squirm away!


†††††††††††††† ANGEL B throws her head back and lets go of the swing ropes,

†††††††††††††† her legs catching under DENNIS' arms.


†††††††††††††† ECU OF ANGEL B'S FACE


†††††††††††††† Letting out a howl in the full throes of orgasm.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DISSOLVE TO:




†††††††††††††† ANGEL B holds DENNIS' head in her caressing hands, and DR. X

†††††††††††††† uses her riding crop to reward/tease/encourage his neck,

†††††††††††††† shoulders and arms as he masturbates.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (stroking this 'puppy'

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† with both her words

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† and the whip)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Such a good boy! You've made mommy

†††††††††††††††††††††††† so proud! How about a dog bone?


†††††††††††††† CU OF DENNIS' COCK


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT (O.S.)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† How about a nice BIG dog bone? Huh,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† would you like that? Oh yes! And you

†††††††††††††††††††††††† know what time it is now? That's it.

†††††††††††††††††††††††† That a boy! Time for your treat...


†††††††††††††† CS OF DENNIS


†††††††††††††† DENNIS, his mouth still full of pussy -


†††††††††††††† ECU OF DENNIS' PENIS


†††††††††††††† - ejaculates at his ANGEL'S feet.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DISSOLVE TO:


†††††††††††††† CS OF DENNIS


†††††††††††††† An overhead white spotlight envelopes DENNIS, who is curled

†††††††††††††up asleep and gurgling with ANGEL B'S big-toe in his mouth.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DENNIS

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (waking, shielding

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† his eyes)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† What the - ?




†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (tapping the top of

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† his head with her

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† 'wand')

†††††††††††††††††††††††† So it was as good for you as it was

†††††††††††††††††††††††† for her, huh? Time to get up big

†††††††††††††††††††††††† boy. Get back home and sow some seed -

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (observing the floor)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Lord, what a mess! You've been saving

†††††††††††††††††††††††† yourself for something?


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DENNIS

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (bashful)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Well, it's been a while.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†† ††††††††††††††††††††††Spendin' a little too much time out

†††††††††††††††††††††††† in the waller, eh?


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DENNIS

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (ashamed)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Yes ma'am, I'm afraid so.


†††††††††††††† CU OF DENNIS' FACE


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DENNIS

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (determined)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† But all that's gonna change!


†††††††††††††† REVERSE ANGLE


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††† ††††††††How so?


†††††††††††††† REVERSE ANGLE


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DENNIS

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (standing)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Well, I got a little lady back home

†††††††††††††††††††††††† who's pretty sweet on me - she's my

†††††††††††††††††††††††† wife - and I'm gonna start treatin'

†††††††††††††††††††††††† her better than I treat my pigs!




†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† I should hope so!




†††††††††††††† THE ANGELS chorus their approval - "Bravo! Stick it to her!

†††††††††††††† Good dog!"


†††††††††††††† MS OF DENNIS


†††††††††††††† His 'hat' in his hand.


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† †††DENNIS

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (to BOB)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† And I'm sorry Bob, for all the bad

†††††††††††††††††††††††† things I done to you. Tell you what,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† if your ever do get outta here, you

†††††††††††††††††††† ††††come on out to the ranch and have

†††††††††††††††††††††††† supper with me and the little lady.

†††††††††††††††††††††††† She's a helluva cook!But, ya know,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† I suddenly got a hankerin' to learn

†††††††††††††††††††††††† cookin' myself, and cleanin' and

†††††††††††††††††††††††† sewin' too! Hell, by the time you

†††††††††††††††††††††††† come visit, I'll be so evolved I'll

†††††††††††††††††††††††† even let you have sex with me! Whadda

†††††††††††††††††††††††† ya say?


†††††††††††††REVERSE ANGLE


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† BOB

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Well, uh, thanks. Let me think about

†††††††††††††††††††††††† that dinner...


†††††††††††††† MS OF DR. X WITH DENNIS


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Yes it is definitely time to go Denny;

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (reaching out toward

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† his neck with a key)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† let me take off that collar.


†††††††††††††††††††††††††††† ††††††††DENNIS

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (pulling back)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† I'd rather you didn't ma'am. If it's

†††††††††††††††††††††††† all the same to you, I've gotten

†††††††††††††††††††††††† sorta used to it.


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† †††††††DR. X PERT

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (her eyes narrowing)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† It becomes you Dennis.

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† (physically ushering

††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† him out)

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Now, you don't have to go home, but

†††††††††††††††††††††††† you can't stay here...




†††††††††††††† Wearing his collar, and with his arms upraised toward the

†††††††††††††† white spot light, which grows brighter and brighter until

†††††††††††††† DENNIS vanishes into a -


††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† WHITE OUT




†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† DR. X PERT

†††††††††††††††††††††††† Just goes to show that by overcoming

†††††††††††††††††††††††† pre-conceived notions, trying new

†††††††††††††††††††††††† things, and committing yourself whole-

†††††††††††††††††††††††† heartedly to pleasing your partner,

†††††††††††††††††††††††† anyone can become a more considerate

†††††††††††††††††††††††† and effective lover.




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