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THE WRESTLING DRINKING GAME

take one chug of your choice of alcohol when...

Either Nash, Hollywood Hoagn, Goldberg, or Sting is in the feature bout
when any female from either feds have less than a meter of clothing on
when David Flair gets the living shit beaten out of him
when StoneCold sticks the middle finger to either the fans, or anyone in the ring
when Triple H gets screwed over
when anyone gets thrown through the announce table
when Hulk Hogan says 'brother'
when Kevin Nash refers to anyone as 'women'
when MachoMan walks down the isle an grabs a picture from the fans with him and George
when RAVEN comes out and is silent
when RAVEN comes out and doesn't wrestle
when RAVEN comes out and does dick all
when RAVEN comes out and stands on the outside of the ring and his compadres are inside the ring
when RAVEN touches his nose in anyway
when lodi comes out with a sign about the city he's in
when lodi or lenny job to others
when the triad repest 'two times' three times
when Jerry Lawler mentions 'puppies' - that should be enough to get you pissed drunk
when either company takes a shot at their competition
when the any one of the Nitro Girls are out of sync with everyone else, take 5 chugs if it's Kimberly
when the fans chant ass hole or anything equivilant to that
when WCW brings in a musical group to pass 10 minutes in their three hour show
when anyone in the WWF does the dx sign
when anyone says 'suck it'
when Chyna wears black
when Debra wears the same shoes as last week, and the week before that, and the week before that, and the week before that... you get the picture
when the WWF signs a new potential star then fires them before they ever make it on the air
when Chris Jericho says 'Welcome to Raw is Jericho'
when ever the commentators mention StoneCold being in the building or arriving
when someone trips on the WCW ramp
when someone holds up a WWF sign at a WCW event
when Rey Jr. comes out with his cruiserweight belt and doesn't defend it
when Jim Ross says the any of these words: hell fire and brimstone, hellasious (sp?), or galvinized
when either company has an interesting parallel of story lines (ie copying each other)
when Schivone opens his fat trap...
and finally when any company displays an unbelievable amount of pyros to dazzle the crowd