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Well, my name is Mike Agneta, I'm 22, and live in Drexel Hill, PA. Overall, I guess I'm sort of normal. I like hangin' out with my friends (the D-Squad), playing basketball, football, do a little drinking, etc... I'm considered the wise ass of our posse,(Len is the "leader", Mostel is the "big mouth," Sam is the "hard ass", etc...), because I take the littlest things and produce a constant stream of busts and wisecracks. It's only outta love you know. Just ask Mostel. Mostel's my buddy and all that, but he just never shuts up leaving the door wide open for significant one-liner abuse.


Here is a picture of me and my friends freezing down the shore
Pictured L to R: Dave "Biz-nauer", Sam "Shafdo", and Me

I'm also a recent graduate from Widener University in Chester, where I majored in Sports Management. Class Salutatorian and a 3.9 GPA too MO-FO!!! Now you're probably like, Sports Management...PSSSSSSHHHHHT, what a cop out major! Well let me tell ya that education hooked me up big time with some fatty jobs. First I worked for the Philadelphia Eagles up at their training camp at Lehigh University. Got all access to everything there, field passes, the locker room, and most importantly the V.I.P. food tents! I still work gameday sundays down at Veterans Stadium. However, now I also pull down a real job working as a merchandiser for Global Sports Interactive, a sporting goods e-tailer. It doesn't have as many of the associated perks as the Eagles gig did, but c'mon, I'm getting PAID! But on the down low, I must admit that my true life's ambition is to move to Hawaii and sell shells on the beach.

I have a phat ride, a '97 red Honda Civic, and I drive it all the time sunroof open, radio blaring for absolutely no reason. Okay, so I do it to impress high school chicks. I'm also all about listening to a lot of different music, including the works of fellow Upper Darby High School alums such as Jim Croce and Todd Rundgren. Have to give a shout out for UD baby!!!! Never heard of those cats, get your sorry ass to the music store with that then! As far as other music goes, I love rap and r&b (just gimme some Power 99 and Philly 103.9) but I think alot of today's rap sucks, it is too similar. I prefer distinctive styles. Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and the rest of the N.W.A. clan, now we're talking! I do think Wyclef Jean, Lauryn Hill, Praz, you know the Fugees and various derivations thereof are good stuff. However, if my friends and I really want to jam and are drunk...well that only means "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers!

On the t.v. front, I enjoy watching things that don't require lots of thought. Who really wants to think when you are trying to relax? Case in point, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. The slapstick humor and fantasy violence are just what I need on Saturday afternoons to unwind after working in the morning. I also enjoy WWF Wrestling...especially The Rock, if you smell what I'm cookin!


Now before all you single ladies out there get all salivatin' over the incredible package that is me, I should probably mention that I have a girlfriend that I love in ridiculous amounts, finishing up college all the way out in Kansas. (I'll throw in a quick "Rock Chalk Jayhawk" for all the people out in Big XII country).


That's right...WANTED, well in Branson, Missouri anyway....


So sorry ladies, you can look, lust, and desire, but can't get this merchandise. My girl K.C. will come back and slap you silly if you try...hmmmmmmmm then again, catfight...that sounds like fun...MEOW!!!


Here's K.C. and I doing the huggin' and smilin' thang




If you are ever in the Drexel Hill area, and want to find me or the D-Squad,
check these places out (they are D-Squad favorites):






You can e-mail me at:
m.agneta@excite.com
Or AOL Instant Message me: muraco77



If none of this makes sense, or you'd like to meet some of my friends...

Mostel's full of facts and opinions
Mostel's Page o' Drek

Mostel's brother is even odder
Cooter's House of Horrors

Steve's unfinished (since 1996) website is just so pitiful,
it is a perfect example of what a web page shouldn't be.
Creamyspy's Dumpy Shack



Here's a link back to the Agneta's Oasis Homepage:
Agneta's Oasis



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