There are basically two ways of efficient travel once inside my Oasis, they are either by car or bus. (Camel really doesn't work too well)
See that? That's my car. It's a '97 Honda Civic. Only special guests to my oasis are allowed to travel in my car. So basically, if your not a member of the D-Squad, or a hottie, stay away from my car. You'll have to take the "Party Bus" with the rest of the guests. Mostel is on probation concerning use of my car. He has been known to track mud and hay not only inside my car, but in Jason's Neon also. Actually, when I sit and think about it, I'd actually prefer riding in the "Party Bus" myself.
PA-DOW! This is the Oasis Party Bus. Your driver, Bob Wright, will take you anywhere you want to go in the Oasis. This bus has logged lots of miles, but they were quality miles. There are only a few rules when entering the Party Bus, they are:
1. No smoking illegal substances (Haiges)
2. No playing of Beatles tunes
3. Everybody must shake their rumps in Mostel's face when hip-hop plays
4. There's no A/C, so all passengers must ride topless (too bad ladies)
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