GET BACK AT THOSE PASSENGERS! As of May 1, 2002, the infamous bag tags are finally crossing from dream world into physical reality. These luggage tags will be called "Bitch Tags" and will incorporate original designs and photos. The tags listed below will not be available when the new ones come out; they are only here to give you an idea. Expect only the crudest humor the Bitch Page can dish out with our new "Bitch Tags". Check back soon...

FABP Designs has created some unique bag tags for your luggage-toting pleasure. Right now I'm working on an Ebay Store to sell them. They'll probably be $2.50 each, and you can via credit card or electronic check. If you have any designs or f/a photos that you'd like to see added to this section, please send them to fabp_2000@hotmail.com.

	DESIGN #1: Official "Flight Attendant Screw Hag" Bag Tag. Looks like an official crew tag, but the words "Flight Crew Bag" are replaced with "Flight Screw Hag". "Sukinowa Airlines" is labeled in the air carrier section. There are spaces for name, info, and sex (with "Female", "Male", and "Yes Please!"
	DESIGN #2: FABP Poem based from "I'm a little tea cup". "I'm a little flight attendant, cute and pert. Watch me get your soda in my short skirt. Better get your one's out for my tip... 'CAUSE I'M WORKING MY ASS OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
	DESIGN #3: Sex in Plane. Copied from a magazine, picture shows flight attendant knocking on lav door with a couple going at it on the toilet. We'll add your name at the bottom.
	DESIGN #4: Off in 90 Seconds. Original drawing of sexy flight attendant in revealing uniform saying "Here to GET YOU OFF in 90 seconds!"
	DESIGN #5: FABP Ghost Plane. Ghost plane with FABP in background. Website address is at the bottom.
	DESIGN #6: Save Your Ass. Large "FABP" letters lie in the background, with the words "We're here to save your ass, not kiss it" in the foreground. Website address lies in the center.
	DESIGN #7: FABP Wings. Large tattered flight attendant wings with the letters "FABP" in the center. The words "The Flight Attendant Bitch Page" lies underneath the wings with the website address.
	DESIGN #7: St. Bona, Patron St. of Flight Attendants. Stain glass picture of St. Bona, whole picture will fit longwise on bag tag. Click here to see the whole picture.
	DESIGN #8: Nicola's Letter. Actual letter from small child written to a flight attendant. Letter reads: "Dear Captain, my name is Nicola. I'm 8 years old. This is my first flight but I'm not scared. I like to watch the clouds go by. My mum says the crew is nice. I think your plane is good. Thanks for a nice flight. Don't fuck up the landing. Luv, Nicola XXXX".