This section is dedicated to all the flight attendants have the insane urge to spill their life beans to their jumpseat partner, who usually met them for the first time about two hours ago. Now there is medical documentation proving the theraputic benefits of confessing to a complete stranger, but (in my opinion) this still doesn't make these people seem like WACKOS. I'm usually saying to myself, "Are you kidding? I just met you!" Thanks to Josh for providing the idea for this page... if you have any jumpseat confessions, please send them to fabp_2000@hotmail.com.

"SOOOOO Cute!", submitted by FratPilot, 15 June 2000.
When I was on reserve I was called to replace a flight attendant that had gotten sick and I was to finish the rest of her trip... PHX-LAS-LAX-PHX. I was the galley hag in the back for the rest of the trip. When I met the rest of the crew the first F/A (male) said, "You are SOOOOO cute!!!" Nothing happened until the last leg of the trip when I went up to the first class galley to see if there was any snacks. When I was up there he said that he had to show me something that he found in his cart. He pulled the curtain shut and turned down the galley lights. Then he just hugged me and gave me a big kiss... which I couldn't do anything but reciprocate. I pulled away and said that the other flight attendant might catch us and we shouldn't be doing this. Well, on final decent after we prepared the cabin for landing he went to the back galley where my jumpseat was and asked me to pull "it" out for him. I said no but he should. So right there, he just unzipped his pants and pulled it out. Needless to say I was shocked. After the trip was over he game me a number claiming that it was his. A few weeks later, when I was non-reving home, I found out that another flight attendant had almost the same thing happen to her. And to top it all off, he has a wife and kids!!!

"I'm a Whore!", submitted by Josh, 15 February 2000.
I was flying with this really cool girl Kimberly... I was the load position so I just picked up this crew in SAN going to IAH. Well we had finished our service and we were in the back galley chatting with the "c" flight attendant (who seemed quite demure and innocent up to this point) when she said "oh, I'm not usually like this..." We kind of chuckled and said, "Well, who is?" She then said "Hey, do you guys want to see what I wore for Halloween?" Not suspecting anything we said "sure." She went to get her pictures and handed me one and said "I was a whore!" Well, just when Kim and I thought it couldn't get any worse... she said "Here's a great picture of how you can use the fake fruit you find in some hotels!" Our mouths dropped as she passed us a picture of a wax banana covered with semen and hair! Need I say more? I still to this day get shivers when I see a banana!