Flight Attendant Bitch Page
Bitchy Links!

Tired of bitching or listening to other people's problems? Check out these links....

LUCHTVAARTFORUM: A website dedicated to flight attendants and airline travel; and the best part is... it's all in Dutch! Have fun!
CREW MAIL: Download FREE email stationery for flight crews.
THE BLACK BOX: The truth about a big crash cover-up.
CLOUDBURSTING: A site dedicated to information on how to become a flight attendant. Also has weird little "cloudbursting" letters that follow your cursor around... ALL THE TIME! AUGH!
AIRLINESTAFF: Funny and very, very cute. (be forewarned!) I liked the pictures, the little f/a is the most adorable thing I've seen... and I'm pretty cynical.
PASSENGERSSUCK: Dave Meadows says "one of my personal favorites! A website made with a flight attendant like me in mind!" Check this site out, if only for the cool name.
CREWSTART: Airline website with the airline crew startpage, "yourname@crewmail.to" accounts, ecards, airline news, forums, chat, aviation humor, all other crazy stuff.
PLANETALK7: "Heres a cool site to check out for flight attendants from around the world!"
SKYCHICK: Humorous website with comprehensive hiring guide for wannabees, and lots of funny stuff such as "Galley Giggles" and a hilarious flight attendant slang dictionary.
CABIN DECOMPRESSION: Laugh is in the air! "The best site for new, jokes, and fun in the air!" Website full of jokes and pranks to do while flying. This is where I copy some of my "Funny! Funny!" stuff.
AIR TOONS: This is the FUNNIEST site I've seen all day! Everything you need to know about those airplane safety demonstration cards.
FLICKS! is dedicated to film, art, music and stuff in Orlando, Florida; it's maintained by independent filmmaker and artist Mike Goodge. He is not related to the air travel business but has always been a fan of the FABP and a huge supporter of free speech.
THE CREW ROOM: Another great website made by a pilot where crewmembers can swap stories. You can even order FREE passenger count/specials forms there!

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