"What 'cha mean you won't blow me?!? I tipped you a dollar!" In our job we meet tons and tons of people, and sometimes you meet those privledged few that feel it's necessary to grab your ass and cop a feel. Talking to fellow flight attendants on the jumpseat I've found out this happens a lot more with our female co-workers, but even little 'ole me hasn't been spared this embarrasing and sticky situation. For me it's usually old business men in first class (with their wedding band in plain sight) trying to give me their hotel room numbers just in case "I get bored tonight and want to try something new". So what's the most embarrasing pick-up line or situation you've found youself in? And how did you get out of this predictament? If you'd like to contribute, please email your story to fabp_2000@hotmail.com.

"Naughty Red Uniform", submitted by Birgit, 09 February 2000.
The airline I work for, we actually wear all red uniforms. Red skirt, hose, shirt, vest, blazer, shoes. Passengers have actually said to me: "Oh wow, you´re all in red, is your underwear red too?" What to answer to that?!? I say: "Yea, it must be red, the pilots check it in the morning, and if it´s not, you get grounded!"