~~"JUST HAVING FUN"~~
~A FEW CHUCKLES~
* If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
* If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
* Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
~authors unknown~
~LITTLE JOHNNY GOES SHOPPING WITH DAD~
A father took his three-year-old son grocery shopping,
and had his son sitting in the special shopping cart seat provided for children.
Thus, his son had a very good view
of everything and was quite busy taking it all in.
When they got to the check-out line,
they were in back of an enormously broad lady
whose shopping cart was full to point of collapsing.
After a couple of minutes, the father
began to get very nervous because
he saw how entranced and wide-eyed his son was
with the huge lady and her overflowing shopping cart.
He knew it would be only a matter of time
before his son would say something,
possibly something impolite.
Yet, he dared not try and distract his son
because he thought that breaking the boy's trance
would cause the boy to say whatever he was thinking...
and sooner rather than later.
Just then, the beeper the lady was wearing
on the back of her belt began beeping.
The little boy looked up at his father and yelled,
"Look out, Dad. She's backing up!"
WELCOME TO FLORIDA--LET'S HAVE A LITTLE FUN!
~COME ON NOW~
~DON'T WORRY...BE HAPPY...STAND UP AND BOOGIE!!!~~
*******FRIENDSHIP*******
Time goes so fast---Life asks so much! No wonder friends get out of touch....... But in our hearts Deep, True, Unseen-- Friendship stays forever green.
~author unknown~
ANIMATIONS
Mike Shaikun's Animated Gif Finder
COOKING
I Love Pasta