Q1) On the Table is a carton containing six eggs. If six people each take one egg, how can it be that one egg is left in the carton?? Answer

Q2) What occurs once in June, once in July, but twice in august? Answer

Q3) You can use three identical digits in a simple addition sum so that the total is 12. You cannot use the digit 4, so what is the answer? Answer

Q5) I am really really tired , so I set my alarm clock for noon, wind it up, and go to bed when the evening news finishes at 10.30. How much sleep will I get? Answer

Q6) I am a club owner, I'm fair minded, but no-one who reads this page will ever get into my club. Why not? Answer

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show you around?"

The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. St. Peter shows him all the sights, the golf course, the reading room and library, the observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come to a HUGE room full of clocks. The guy asks, "What's up with these clocks?" St. Peter explains, "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged." The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others. He asks why is that? St. Peter explains, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds his clock." This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room before leaving and notices one clock in the center of the ceiling. On this clock, both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate. So he asks, "What's the story with that clock?" "Oh, that," St. Peter replies, "That's Bill Clinton's clock. We decided to use it as a fan."

Q7) What did the music shop man leave at his door when he was out for a break? Answer

Q8) How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?

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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"

~ Jay Leno ~

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the

second day you're off it.

~ Jackie Gleason ~

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at

you? But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.

~ Steve Bluestone ~

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot,

and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

~ George Carlin ~

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the

Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.

Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.

~ Billiam Coronel ~

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

~ Johnny Carson ~

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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