MINNESOTA

WE ARE NOT HERE!

But S's sister Randee lives here with her husband Joe and sons Jordan & Justin.

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HELLO FROM MINNESOTA

1. I came. I thawed. I transferred.
2. Survive Minnesota -- the rest of the world is easy.
3. If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.
4. Minnesota -- where visitors turn blue with envy.
5. Save a Minnesotan -- eat a mosquito.
6. One day it's warm -- the rest of the year it's cold.
7. Minnesota -- home of blonde hair and blue ears.
8. Minnesota -- mosquito supplier to the free world.
9. Minnesota -- come fall in love with a loon.
10. Land of many cultures -- mostly throat.
11. Where the elite meet the sleet.
12. Minnesota: Closed for glacier repairs.
13. Land of two seasons: Winter is coming. Winter is here.
14. Minnesota -- glove it or leave it.
15. Minnesota: Have you jump started your kid today?
16. There are only three things you can grow in Minnesota -- colder, older and fatter.
17. Many are cold but few are frozen.
18. Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa.
19. You are entering Minnesota -- use alternate route.
20. Land of 10,000 Petersons.
21. Land of the ski and home of the crazed.
22. 10,000 lakes and no sharks.
23. In Minnesota, ducks don't fly south, people do.
24. Jack Frost must like Minnesota, he spends half of his life here.

This webpage was last updated on November 16, 2001 at 6:48 AM E.S.T.