"I would rather have less flavours of tic-tacs and see America get blown up"
Quotes page
(always in progress)
Will's reply to Felix saying that there are more flavours of tic-tacs in America
"I was hanging out with some gypsies and they said 'here, have this', and well i thought it was chicken"
Mr Bennet, justifying why he ate hedgehog meat
"You will fail you stupid boy!"
Mr. Aly speaking to Will who ended up getting an A
"I wiped my great, big, greasy cock all over it"
Will, talking about the science exam
Dan to Barry.  Completely unprovoked
"Don't you think you should give the funk a rest?"
Karim, with a helpful suggestion for the band i'm in, Growling at the Badger
All of these quotes are real, and have all been said by the people mentioned
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"Your life is a non-stop trail of crap"
"I would love to have him dying right in front of me, and there'd be a big red button saying 'stop Guy from dying' and I wouldn't press it.  And he'd be dying right there, of no cause either, just going "aarrgh, aaarrrgggh, aaaarrrrggh"
Will again; talking about Guy.  That is all.
"You know... penis-like"
Ms James, My GCSE English teacher
"I'm gonna reproduce baaare, just to piss you off"
Sam MonkWilson's reply to Gareth saying "The blonde gene is dying out"
"The best part is the raping"
Adam Bridgeman's social commentary