The Luggage

In appearance: A largish, metal bound chest which is capable of extruding a large number of little legs, ending in horny-nailed, calloused feet, to help it move about. It is made from sapient pearwood, a magical timber which can cause its constructs to portray characteristics similar to those associated with 'life'.

From: The Discworld Companion

The luggage appears to be multi-dimensional. What goes in must go somewhere, because it might not be there the next time the lid chooses to open. Laundry also appears to come out of it clean.

Warning. This creature is dangerous and psychotic. Do not approach it.

Roll Up, Roll Up. Get Your Alphabet Here

Right. Want a lump of Java for the scrolly message bars?

onLoad="timerONE=window.setTimeout('scroll_status_msg(100)',50);"

PUT THIS BIT IN YOUR <BODY STATEMENT>

AND THIS AT THE TOP OF YOUR HTML CODE

<P>
<SCRIPT><!-- Beginning of JavaScript Applet ---

/* Copyright (C)1996 Web Integration Systems, Inc. DBA Websys, Inc.
All Rights Reserved.
This applet can be re-used or modified, if credit is given in
the source code.
*/

function scroll_status_msg (seed)
{

var sMsg1 = "Click On The Characters......";
var sMsg2 = " See Where We Lead ...";
var sMsg = sMsg1 + sMsg2
var out = " ";
var c = 1;

if (150 < seed) {
seed--;
var cmd="scroll_status_msg(" + seed + ")";
timerTwo = window.setTimeout(cmd, 25);
}
else if (seed <= 150 && 0 < seed) {
for (c=0 ; c < seed ; c++) {
out+=" ";
}
out+=sMsg;
seed--;
var cmd="scroll_status_msg(" + seed + ")";
window.status=out;
timerTwo=window.setTimeout(cmd,25);
}
else if (seed <= 0) {
if (-seed < sMsg.length) {
out+=sMsg.substring(-seed,sMsg.length);
seed--;
var cmd="scroll_status_msg(" + seed + ")";
window.status=out;
timerTwo=window.setTimeout(cmd,25);
}
else {
window.status=" ";
timerTwo=window.setTimeout("scroll_status_msg(150)",25);
}
}
}
// -- End of JavaScript -- --></SCRIPT>--></P>

STARWARS

STARSHIP TROOPERS

BALDY

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