The Endurance Anthem

It's surprisingly good.

And it goes a bit like this...

Beat me, whip me, cover me in jam,
Flog me, snog me I don't give a damn!
Tweak me, twang me, make me eat lard
But you know you'll never break me 'cause I'm too flippin' hard!

Endurance... We ain't got... No life insurance (Doo be doo),
Endurance... We ain't got... No life life insurance (Not a lot)
We're made of the right stuff,
So come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!

Put ants down my pants and a trouserful of snakes,
Give me all you've got because I've got what it takes!
Put nettles in me smalls and beetles on my bits,
You can grab me by the lapels and swing me down by the river.
(Note:They actually sing
'You can grab me by the balls and swing me round by the tits...')

Endurance... We ain't got... no life insurance... (Doo be doo),
Endurance... We ain't got... no life insurance... (not a lot)
We're made of the right stuff,
So come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!

Beat me, burn me, bang me and stretch me.
Eat me, lick me, shove me down the lavatory,
You can boil me, pickle me, fry me in batter,
You can do what you like to me it really doesn't matter!

Instrumental bit

Put crabs down my back, cover me in tar,
Slugs in my knickers and spiders in my bra,
Put ants down my pants and a trouserful of snakes,
Give me all you've got because I've got what it takes!

Links to other sites on the Web

Endurance UK!
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Nick's Gameshow Courtroom!

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