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This page was created due to popular demand. Some of my viewers love poetry and they love my taste in poetry, so they've asked me to post some of the poems I've found on my site, so here they are. If you find any more poems that you think belong on this website, e-mail me.
Christmas Poem
A Bilingual Twas the Night Before Christmas...
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the casa, not a
Poem By: Anonymous | ![]() |
Love Poem
I Love You More than "Love"
Poem By: Susan Polis Schutz | ![]() |
Mets vs. Yankees
This is really more like a
joke
......but on the eve of the
Subway Series 2000.....I thought I'd stick
it in here. Enjoy Yankee fans!!!!
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a NY Met
fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Met fans too. Not really knowing what a Met fan is, but
wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into
the air. There is, however, one exception. A little boy
named Charlie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher
asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm
not a Met fan" he retorts. "Then," asks the teacher,"what
are you?" "I'm a proud NY Yankees fan!" boasts the little
boy. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face
slightly red. She asks Charlie why he is a Yankee fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Yankee fans, so I'm a Yankee fan
too" he responds. The teacher is now angry. "That's no
reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron,
and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Charlie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Met fan."
- Anonymous -