son--Hey dad
P--Son, who's you your favorite rapper, and what's your favorite rap group?
son--You are, because you are the real Ice Cream Man. And my favorite rap group is TRU, because I'm TRU 2 Da game.
P--I'm TRU 2 DA game too son. You did your homework? You have any study to do?
son--Yean dad, I'm studing for this test, how to be a TRU playa. You want to ask me some questions?
P--Yeah son. Let me see this. Oh, hmmm... they didn't have classes like this son when I grew up, but I guess whatever it takes to make you be a man. Son, I'm all for it. Son, the first question is if you rap about another rapper on a record, what are you?
son--You a sucka.
P--You got that right son. Next question...If you hate another man for being successful, what are you?
son--You mean, like if you rolling in Benzes, they be like ? you, the pigs be pulling you over because you black and you be sitting on triple, triple gold. Like the niggas in the ghetto be hatin' on you because you made it out?
P--Yeah son, what is that? What you call that?
son--Dad, that would only be two words, playa hater.
P--Son, if you have to express yourself, tell me, what type of man is that?
son--That's a punk _ss b_tch.
P--(Laughs) D_amn, little P, you bout it, bout it, just like you daddy. I'm going to ask you one more question, before I leave though. What you want to be when you grow up?
son--I want to be a G like you. A No Limit Soldier for life, f_ck you haters, because we have millions, because we have millions, because we have millions.
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