Little Johnny
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left. None replied Johnny, cause the rest wouldfly away.
Well the answer is four said the teacher, but I like the way you are thinking.
Little Johnny says, I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married.
Well said the teacher nervously, I guess the one sucking the cone?
No, said Little Johnny, the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking.
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