Element: Women
Symbol: Wo2
Discovered by: Adam
Atomic mass: Accepted as 118 lbs., but know to vary from 100 to 350 lbs.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical properties:

1.Surface usually covered with a painted film
2.Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
3.Melts if given special treat
4.Bitter if incorrectly used
5.Yields to pressure applied to correct points

Chemical properties:

1.Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver, Plantium, and precious stones
2.Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3.May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning, and for no know reason
4.Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5.Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man

Common uses:

1.Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2.Can be a great aid to relaxation

Tests:

1.Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
2.Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

Hazards:

1.Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2.Illegal to posses more than one

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