- Your computer automatically boots to Doom.
- You double click on every door in the house.
- You use the alarm clock to tell you when to GO to bed.
- Your seat cushion doesn't return to normal upright position.
- You dress up as your favorite DOOM character for Halloween (and your friends still know who you are).
- You will try to turn to get out of chair by moving the trackball in
that direction before you stand up.
- You won't go into rooms with a red carpet .....
- You expect every door to open up not in.
- You throw open the door to your house, jump backwards, and shoot your mailman.
- When on your way to work you scan the streets for medkits and ammo.
- Going to sleep you open the bedroom's door and instead of turning lights on, you fire a missile into the room.
- Going into a room or getting off an elevator, you run in and out quickly to see what follows you out.
- You don't worry so much about getting hurt, since you'll probably pick up one of those blue spheres somewhere.
- Watching someone come out of an elevator makes your mouse finger twitch.
- You start side-stepping into rooms.
- You push on walls, as you walk down the hall looking for secret entrances.
- You reach for your chainsaw when your wife's cold gives her the sniffles.
- You instinctively target trash cans while walking around campus.
- You look for sniper spots above you when getting in an elevator.
- You can't stop squinting as you walk around your house.
- You think you can actually walk through walls.
- The border and status area are burned into your monitor.
- You know ALL the ID codes by heart.
- You find jokes about playing too much DOOM funny

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