1. You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck.
2. You can suck one beer all night long if you want to.
3. Your beer doesn't have to be hard to be good.
4. A beer TASTES GOOD.
5. Just because you have dinner with beer, doesn't mean you have to
sleep with it.
6. When a beer is finished it doesn't roll over and go to sleep.