-You consider McDonald's "real food"
-You actually like doing laundry at home
-4:00 AM is still early on the weekends
-It starts getting late on the weeknights
-Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
-You'd rather clean than study
-"Oh fuck how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night
-Sometime you wake up in a stange bed and it seems normal
-Minesweeper is more than a game - it's a way of life
-You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
-You know the pizza boy by name
-You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
-You live for getting mail
-Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
-Prank phone calls become funny again
-It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
-Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless
-You start thinking and sounding like your roommate
-Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
-Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
-You find out milk crates had so many uses
-Wal-mart is the coolest store
-The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)
-You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in University too long

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