An American, a Canadian, and an Australian were sitting in
a seedy bar enjoying a few beers.The American grabbed
his beer, knocked it back in one gulp, then he threw the
glass into the air and shot it with his handgun. As he set
the handgun on the bar, he told the Canadian and the
Australian that in the great U.S. of A they had so much
money they never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the Australian drank his beer, threw the glass into the
air and shot the glass with the American's gun. As he was
setting the gun back on the bar he proclaimed that in
Australia they had so much sand that glass was cheap and
he too never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the Canadian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off the
bar, and shot the American. As he was setting the gun
back on the bar, he told the Australian that in Canada we
have so many Americans you never have to drink with the
same one twice.