Shadow Elf's Page - Funny Farm 5

Welcome to Shadow Elf's Funny Farm 5

Just a kiss?	A note from a college student, with reply...	WORK vs. PRISON
Label Instructions On Consumer Goods	Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines	Top 10 Most Brilliant Marketing Screw Ups
Top 10 Things Never To Say At Victoria's Secret	Dirty Sounding Law	10 Reasons Why Smoking Pot Is Better Than Classes
185 Ways To Piss Off Your Roommate	I Like Monkeys	19 Things to do in the bathroom stall.. Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stall mate
Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity & Drive Other People Insane	Things You'd Love To Say At Work, But Can't!	Miscellaneous Musings
If Women Ruled the World...	Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.	The Smiths, and the surrogate father.
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember	Laws All Women Should Live By	Win95 vs Jesus Christ