Red Alamak; Blood On The Keyboard 2

[dewayne] Hey, I'm no french fry.......to be exact, I'm more of a
hunk........do I flatter myself too much????????
[TheFool] a hunk of what? Spam?
[Pop] yeah but a hunk of what
[Shadow_Elf] hunk of what?......... hunk of deep fat fried potato?
[Pop] exactly
[Eeejit] a hunk of what? ....of deep fried potatoe?
[Pop] hahaha
[TheFool] teamwork is cool
[Eeejit] *LOL* elf kewl...
[Eeejit] wow....we are amazing
[TheFool] he still hasn't told us what he's a hunk of
[Pop] would you please hurry up and say something else we can
make fun of
[TheFool] *LOL* Pop
[Pop] the clock is ticking...come on get it in gear already
[spice] haha pop
[Pop] you can always be replaced by a new victim ya know...people
line up for this job
[Shadow_Elf] twisted minds think alike

(continued some time later)

[The_Fool] hey it's french fry again
[Dewayne] oh, for God's sake, stop callin me that!!!!! Ouch!!!
[The_Fool] french fry french french fryyyyyy neh neh neh neh neh
neh
[Pop] now damnit if you intend to keep the victim job...hurry up
and say something we can make fun of already
[Pop] and ya never did tell us just what you are a hunk of
[The_Fool] yeah, you're on the brink of being fired
[Pop] this is lookin a hell of alot like strike 2
* Dewayne stares at Shadow.........................watch your
backyard......watch out cos I'm COMING to rip your penis
apart!!!!
[The_Fool] I say we can him....Pop?
[Pop] ok fool we can sit back...shadow will kill him now...for the
male assumption
[Dewayne] OH!!!!!!!!! THAT's THE FOOL , not
SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!
[Pop] ahem...spine time
*** Shadow_Elf (#206.150.191#) has left location Woods
[Pop] lil late for that
*** Shadow_Elf (#206.150.191#) walks through dense
undergrowth beneath the forest canopy.
[Pop] out going
[Pop] wait for it
[Dewayne] I'm the shadow of a very good looking and tall
dude.......a hunk, to be exact............
*** Dewayne is magically summoned away by Shadow_Elf!
[The_Fool] see, he's typing in all caps again. Little Male syndrome
all the way
[Shadow_Elf] heh
[Pop] a hunk of some kind of extract
[The_Fool] yes, yes a hunk, but what of????
[Shadow_Elf] pomme frits nichts ist shadow
[Pop] hahaha good choice keebs
*** Dewayne (210.24.75) walks through dense undergrowth
beneath the forest canopy.
[Dewayne] hey shadow, what the heck made u summon me
there???
[Pop] natural selection would be my guess
[Dewayne] A hunk of Spam!!!!!!!!
[The_Fool] Pomme frits hast ein dick mutter
[Pop] mechanically seperated chicken
[The_Fool] Ja, Shadow?
[Dewayne] well, I'm a hunk with broad shoulders and fab
bod...heheheheh......
[The_Fool] don't forget the french fry
[Pop] what broads shoulder?
[Shadow_Elf] hunk of spam with a broad's shoulders with a
pre-fab bod
[The_Fool] Pomme Frits, du bist ein Taschenrechner!
[Dewayne] oh..........what the heck izzzzz DA FOOL saying????
[Pop] now try english
[The_Fool] heh heh
[Shadow_Elf] something in german... i would safely say
[Pop] heh heh
[The_Fool] I'm not gonna tell him, he's slacking off on the job
[Dewayne] Oh.........I'm red with anger!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!1
[Pop] yeah i know...there is just no professionalism amongst
victims anymore
[The_Fool] Red? Oh, now he's one of those Spicy Fries.
[Pop] fry spice
[Pop] the lost spice girl

(a little while later)

[Dewayne] ok......those who wanna go, just go.......I'm running out
of ideas here..........
[The_Fool] in English that's Your mother sucks my eggs, french
fry
*** Signoff The_Fool (206.26.122).
[Dewayne] BYE!!!!!!! For the irst time, Dewayne accepts the
french fry nick!!!!!!!!! What?????

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