[Dalboz] Does this place also have a "Newbies are not respected
or reacted to," law?
* Dalboz sits down and watches to see what happens*
[Dalboz] If I don't know what I am talking about, I apologize.
* Dalboz lowers his head in sadness*
[Shadow_Elf] ok.. ok.... *smacks dalboz's cranium with a brick*
.. wouldn't want ya to feel left out
* Dalboz rubs his head, then gets up to leave*
[Shadow_Elf] quit playin' with yourself, dalboz
[Dalboz] I will say this much more. Farewell. *resumes his walk
in silence*
* Dalboz reaches the edge of the Woods and looks back*
[The_Fool] oh leave already will ya?
* Dalboz looks forward again and tries to decide where to go*
[Shadow_Elf] i can show ya where to go, dalboz
[Shadow_Elf] i'm sure somebody here can tell ya where to go,
too
[The_Fool] will you show him out, Elf?
* Dalboz breaks his silence for a moment* What I meant by the
fact that I had had hopes for this place was that I was hopping this
would be a place where I could make friends. I know now that I
was wrong. I see that "newbies" aren't aloud.
*** Shadow_Elf (#206.150.191#) has left location Woods
*** Shadow_Elf (#206.150.191#)
*** Location hell has been locked by Shadow_Elf.

*** Attempting to summon Dalboz to location hell.
* Dalboz resumes his silence and thinks*
*** Dalboz is magically summoned away by Shadow_Elf!
*** Shadow_Elf (#206.150.191#) walks through dense
undergrowth beneath the forest canopy.
*** Dalboz (206.30.220) walks through dense undergrowth
beneath the forest canopy.
[Shadow_Elf] we are a full service Woods
[The_Fool] this guy reminds me of that french fry fellow. agreed,
pop?
* Dalboz continues to think*
[Pop] banjo boy
[Pop] heh heh fool
[Shadow_Elf] heh... i remember french fry... *LOL*
* Dalboz sits down and thinks*
[Pop] now we got a whole damn potato
* Dalboz remembers that he was rejected in the Graveyard and at
the Doorstep, and possibly the Cellar*
[Pop] triple crown winner
[The_Fool] for somebody who think so much you sure are boring
to listen to
[Shadow_Elf] dance boy, dance!!
[Tate_] damn potato slures
* Dalboz was only noticed in the Forest because the magic he
used was the same as that of someone called Firecaster*
[Pop] haha keebs
[Pop] best damn kind...tate
[The_Fool] say something else stupid so we can laugh at you
[Pop] *jeopardy theme*
* Dalboz takes the lantern that used to be his body off of his belt*
* Dalboz looks at it, trying to decide what to do with it*
[Pop] who's gonna take that one?
[The_Fool] BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! BORING *throws tomatoes*
* Shadow_Elf puts the lantern in a bag of devouring* ... problem
solved
[Pop] killer tomatoes
[Pop] suprised that was your first choice...keebs
* Dalboz takes the lantern* It is the only item I possess from my
adventure.
* Dalboz suddenly remembers something* The rank undergrowth
prevents eastward movement!
[Pop] call the agency...fool
[The_Fool] a lantern? you should have brought a sense of humor,
a personality, and a life
[Shadow_Elf] really, pop? ................. not anymore, dalboz
[Dalboz] It is a Frobozz Magic battery-powered brass lantern.
* Shadow_Elf looks in the bag* .... not anymore it isn't
* Dalboz finally decides to give the Graveyard another try*
[Dalboz] I already took it back,Shadow Elf.
[Pop] good choice
[Dalboz] Oh, dear. I missed. What happened to it?
[The_Fool] next time we're hiring immigrant newbies. they work
for pratically nothing, but they work hard
[Shadow_Elf] you put your hand in the bag?... you better get to
the ER!!
[Dalboz] I refuse to work. I don't even know what a "newbie" is.
[The_Fool] you refuse to work? friggin bum
[Shadow_Elf] isn't that just like a newbie
[Dalboz] I am Dungeon Master of Zork, overseer of the
underground.
[Dalboz] I don't have to work.
[Dalboz] And what happened to my lantern?
[The_Fool] and i am the Lizard King
[Shadow_Elf] DM of the dorks?
[The_Fool] and Pop is the eggman and tate is the walrus
[Dalboz] Well, then. *looks at The Fool* Nice to meet you, the
Lizard King.
[Tate_] well.....go into your bathroom....look into the
mirrow.....and write E-I-B-W-E-N across your forhead in
lipstick..
[Pop] light that fire...fool
[Shadow_Elf] yo!.. jimmy!!
[Dalboz] No, Dungeon Master of Zork. It is a planet. My home
planet.
* Dalboz looks at Pop* Hello, eggman. *looks at tate* Hello
walrus.
[The_Fool] Pork?
[Pop] ain't a robotmonkey with 4 asses by any chance
* Dalboz summons the remains of his lantern to him, then casts
Krebf, repairing the damage done to it*
[Shadow_Elf] you live on the planet dork?
[Dalboz] Zork. I have never seen a robotmonkey with 4 asses.
[Dalboz] Planet ZORK. Z-O-R-K, Zork.
[The_Fool] well dont krebf on me, you sick bastard
[Pop] got a mirror
[Shadow_Elf] you can't summon anything out of a bag of
devouring, dumbkopf!
[Dalboz] Krebf is a spell, you idiot.
[Shadow_Elf] ok.. ok... DORK. D-O-R-K, Dork.
[Pop] buy a vowel
[Dalboz] I summoned the remains of it with my magic, you
fweep._
[The_Fool] phone home to Dork, Dalboz you're getting boring
[Tate_] *holds up pops mirror*
[Dalboz] Z-O-R-K, not D-O-R-K.
* Shadow_Elf puts the bag of devouring over dalboz's head
[The_Fool] D-O-R-K
* Dalboz takes the mirror* This is perfect! Great for reflecting
spells!
[Tate_] hmm....elf...could you held me out with this spelling....io
cant really make it out......N-E-W-B-I-E?
[Pop] how's mindy doin these days
* Dalboz disappears just before it touches*
[Tate_] D-O-R-K
* Dalboz reappears away from Shadow Elf.
[The_Fool] dalboz what do you know about spells? you cant
even spell dork
* Dalboz ignores the comments about Dork* I have a question.
Does anybody here know anything about Firecaster? Somebody
thought I was him. They said I used the same spells.
[Pop] nanoo nanoo
[The_Fool] do you drink with your index finger, Dalboz of dork?
[Tate_] same spells?...oh!..he couldnt spell dork either eh?
[Shadow_Elf] isn't he from your home planet DORK. D-O-R-K.
Dork. ?
[Dalboz] No, I don't drink with my index finger. And the name is
Dalboz of Gurth. Zork is just my planet. Gurth is the province I
was born in.
[Polythene_Pam] were you hatched from an egg?
[The_Fool] Girth? so you're a lard ass?
[Dalboz] I meant spells like Espnis, Gaspar, etc.
[Pop] aah ok i see canadian
[Dalboz] No, I am a human.
[Dalboz] No, Gurth.,
[The_Fool] Girth....i see. and your home planer is dork. okay i
understand
[Shadow_Elf] which is it.... are you human or gurth?
* Dalboz pulls out a morgia root pie* Ah! *eats it* Delicious!
[Dalboz] Yes, that is Gurth on the planet Zork.
[Pop] somewhere in canada
[Dalboz] Gurth is my home land. It is a province. And a city.
[Shadow_Elf] espenis?... that's a spell now?
[The_Fool] so he's a fat guy from the planet Dork
[Pop] who's what? keebs and when'd ya pick up the accent?
[Pop] heh heh keebs
* Dalboz wonders who said keebs*
[Shadow_Elf] heh.... pop
* Dalboz pulls out a pack of candy and a can of soda*
[Tate_] an espenis pie? you're a sick little man
[The_Fool] heh fugged about it
[Dalboz] No, a Morgia Root pie.
[Dalboz] Does anybody want this candy and soda?
[The_Fool] anybody isn't here. neither is somebody, everybody,
or nobody
[Shadow_Elf] oh... but you eat espenis pie?
[Dalboz] The Fool, do you want the soda and candy?
[Pop] anyone couldn't make it either
[Dalboz] No, I don't eat espenis pie. I eat Morgia Root pie.
[The_Fool] and no i dont want your candy, you sicko
[Shadow_Elf] you just play with espenis pie then
[Pop] remember what ya mom said fool...never ever get in a
strangers car
[Pop] gonna be the 00s soon
[Dalboz] I don't touch espenis pie.
[Pop] well cept that i'm closin it all down next year
[The_Fool] so he's in the closet now
[Shadow_Elf] you just look at espenis pie
[Shadow_Elf] 00's Pop...haha
[Pop] look or stare
[Pop] double naught
[Pop] heh heh
[Dalboz] There are no espenis pies that I know of.
[Tate_] yea...cause you ate em all
[Shadow_Elf] you already ate the espenis pie then
[The_Fool] don't be ashamed dalboz there are others like you
[Dalboz] I did not eat any. There are none. There never were.
[Pop] searchin every which way ...yeeeaaah
[Dalboz] There WERE other Dungeon Masters. I am the only one
right now.
[Shadow_Elf] cuz you ate their espenis pie
[Dalboz] There were never any espenis pies. So therefore I ate
none, 0, zilch.
[The_Fool] yeah. you ate their espenis pie. made them mad. they
all went back home to girth on Dork and left you aaaaaaaaaaall
alone
[Pop] keep hope alive
[Tate_] so dalboz,....you have no espenis?
* Dalboz gets mad, pours the soda on the candy chucks it, and
gets out right before the explosion that levels the Woods*
*** Dalboz (206.30.220) has left location Woods
[The_Fool] so he ate espenis pie, and some kinda pies called
none, 0, and zlich
[Pop] ok he's gone break out the pies
*** Signoff Pop (#199.190.110#) (enjoy the night).
* Shadow_Elf wants to eat a big espenis pie.... heheh
[The_Fool] i bet you do, elf *L*
[Shadow_Elf] *eheh*

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