[fraNk] I don't see marriage anytime near in my future, because
let me tell you, love drags you down the stairs and kicks you in
the nuts
[bug] my friend rick is getting married tommorrow to some
behemoth. he knocked her up and now hes marrying her for that
reason. id do the honorable thing, walk up behind him, put a
magnum up against the back of his head and put him out of his
misery, but thatd get me in prison
[multinick] Sneezes = orgasm? Huh???
[fraNk] whoa, who can gadzoontite into exstacy?
* Charity giggles @ multi* i just figured something out...
[belldandy] sneezes = orgasm? Pass the pepper please!
[Shadow_Elf] gadzoontite?.. hahahahaha... oh ye of little
german
[Charity] yeah... ya guys never heard that like 4 sneezes is
almost like an orgasm.. *L*.. i believe thats how it goes...
anyone back me up?
[Charity] yeah... ya guys never heard that like 4 sneezes is
almost like an orgasm.. *L*.. i believe thats how it goes...
anyone back me up?
[fraNk] the honorable thing is to support the baby, I am sorry,
but unless I truly think it's the one, I wont get married, but sex is
too damn fun *L*
[multinick] behemoth?
[fraNk] *L* belly, bad bad bad!!
[Charity] behemoth...
[belldandy] no thinkin =)
[fraNk] behemoth = lots of woman to love
* Charity giggles*
* fraNk grabs the Bapepperzooka and blasts belly over the edge
*L*
[bug] no sex is worth that
[Charity] exciting extras?
[multinick] Never heard that before, Charity... No WONDER I
like to be left alone while I have a cold... ahahaha
* multinick dislikes the word behemoth
[Charity] sneezes again*
[fraNk] 101000 hp!!! level 136
* belldandy goes over the edge.. many times* heheh
[fraNk] heh heh heh, you have been into multiple pepperism
[Charity] achoo*
[multinick] Heh... belli
[fraNk] ahhhh, so much lovely color!!
[Tate] screwing up is inevitable
[Shadow_Elf] *shifts eyes*
[Charity] only natural sneezes, none of this artifical crap
[Shadow_Elf] yes... inevitable
[belldandy] no wonder people caried around snuff
[multinick] Never mind multiple... I'd like just one! *LOL*
[bug] i cant believe hes marrying this girl. she looks like the
bastard child of ed mcmahon and trent reznor, and shes a
gigantic slut, she wanted to cheat on him with his sister
* Charity laughs*
[Tate] ah...wasnt really what i was talkin about elf..but...goes
for that too..ahah
[Charity] she whaa?
[Shadow_Elf] oh.. hahaha
* belldandy looks at her poor kitty in the window* ooooo... my
poor baby... it's so hot and I can't do anything about it because
I'm too poor to buy a window airconditioner =(
[bug] actually let me correct that, wanted to cheat on him with
his sister and her boyfriend
[Charity] do I hear Rikki Lake?
[fraNk] I can make myself sneeze by pinching the bridge of my
nose
[bug] put the cat in the fridge for about 5 minutes
[Shadow_Elf] odd place to put your cat, data.. *LOL*
[multinick] Yuck... me no like the idea of threesomes.
[fraNk] I hear Sally Jesse Rapheal and Jerry Springer on the
phone
[bug] 3somes are overrated.
[multinick] Eheh franki
[Shadow_Elf] i wonder if somebody kicked ya it'd make ya
sneeze, minion...
[Tate] nah elf...a ban would though...banning always makes me
sneeze
[multinick] Twosomes are better... except in some cases... then
solitary is even better. *LOL*
[fraNk] damn you lag!!! *attacks the lag with the pepper shaker*
[belldandy] hmm? kitty in the window? I didn't put him there...
he likes to sit on the window sil (sp). It's the only cool place in
the house.
[fraNk] Let's see the lag go into massive orgasmic failure
[fraNk] Michigan sucks *L*
[bug] solitary is much better, then you dont have to deal with all
the crap that goes with it
[fraNk] So does Wisconsin heh heh
[Shadow_Elf] hahahaha
[Charity] hey fraNk...does not!
[bug] life sucks. it doesnt matter where you live
[Charity] i don't suck.. *L* in more ways then one
[multinick] No comment
* belldandy bonks furter on th head*
* Charity has those llittle pepper packages in her car for
emergencies*
* fraNk loves a good bonking!! whoa!! *falls down in a
pepperistic burst of refreshment
[Shadow_Elf] don't let ya cat fall outta the window, data... ya
might need it later in life.. *LOL*
[belldandy] yeah, who needs to keep condoms in their cars for
emergencies?? Keep pepper instead... I'm sure it's safer ;)
[Tate] heh elf
* Charity sneezes again* ooookay
[Shadow_Elf] hahahaha
[multinick] Haha bell...
* Charity laughs* yeah and at least i can explain pepper to my
parents.
[belldandy] *L ShElf*
[bug] hell if that worked, the gov. would have to make pepper a
controlled substance
[Shadow_Elf] eheH~
[multinick] Good thing I don't have a car... or a licence for that
matter... hehe
[Charity] pepper dispensers in schools?
[fraNk] Unless it's hereditary *L* pepper runs in the family, it's
in your jeans, I mean, genes
[bug] thered be campaigns on TV against pepper (i was a pepper
addict), rock against pepper comercials, pepper whores roaming
the streets, looking for a hit
* Charity giggles* i can't eat anything w/ out pepper... i'm so
ashamed!
[fraNk] damn, I just put pepper in my pants and so far nothing is
happening *sigh* *L*
[multinick] Eheh
[multinick] I like pepper on my eggs
[Tate] woodstock 99..ha!..wheres the skynyrd?..wheres the
who?..wheres hendrix?..wheres frampton?..besides the fact half
of em are dead...
[belldandy] well you wouldn't be able to keep pepper in your
car, that's for sure *L*. Just th*nk of how many accidents would
be "pepper related" *L*
[fraNk] I would invite girls over to my house for peppersteak,
stuffed peppers, etc
[Shadow_Elf] there is, fool... remember the words to the dr.
pepper commercial?.. AHahahahaha
* Charity thinks about the huge jar of pepper corns in her
basement* is that like concentrated? ... how much could i sell
that for??
[fraNk] hendrix is pushin up daisies *L*
[bug] woodsuck is more like it, theres like 5 bands there i give a
rats ass about. damn bastards have raped the name woodstock
*** SmurfgrrrrL (_204.244.95_) Woods walks through dense
undergrowth beneath the forest canopy.
[multinick] Hah Charity
[belldandy] um... hendrix is dead... that's why there can no
longer be another woodstock. These ones are just sad attempts to
hold onto the past...
[BigDog] hello smurfgrrrrrL
[Shadow_Elf] no thinkinG!!
[multinick] And just imagine the pepper growers...
[bug] id be a pepper kingpin, itd be cool
[multinick] Smurfi!
[Tate] metallica...chili peppers...willie nelson..hmm...thats about
it..heh
[belldandy] "would you like to be a pepper too"
[dani] woodstock = corporate circus
[Shadow_Elf] she said wood
[belldandy] heya smurfy!
[Shadow_Elf] *LOL*.. data
[SmurfgrrrrL] well hot dawg, hot dawg
[multinick] Pepperstock
[Shadow_Elf] hiyas smurf
[SmurfgrrrrL] Why, evening, Ladies
[Charity] bye everyone. *S*
[SmurfgrrrrL] who put your granny in the granny house?
[Shadow_Elf] red hot chili peppers.. heheh
[Tate] i mean..damn..it cant be woodstock without skynyrd
[fraNk] My pepper is really big
[fraNk] would you like to touch it?
[fraNk] *L*
[Tate] their new cd is decent i guess..
[fraNk] could it be woodstuck?
[multinick] Ahaha
[Tate] no..i'd like to run it through a food processor
[belldandy] mmmmmmm... woodsuck
[Shadow_Elf] OMG!.. hahahaha... t***ght minion said
woodsuck.. hahaha
[multinick] Hmmm... and all the different types of peppers...
from mild to hot and spicy... eheh
[Charity] pepperjack cheese.
[bug] no, i said woodsuck
[multinick] Ahahaha Shadow!
*** Signoff Charity (_208.134.196_).
[Shadow_Elf] extra spicey hot.. ehheheheheheheh
[multinick] pepperjack? Ummmmmm...
[SmurfgrrrrL] meow
* SmurfgrrrrL rubs her stomache* what can i eat?
[fraNk] My pepper is really big and spicy, it has girth
[multinick] Haha franki
[Tate] it has rust?
[fraNk] but all the bands at WoodySpot, I mean, it has to be
good
* belldandy feels her ulcer act up at the meniton of all the spicy
food*
[Shadow_Elf] well.. minion says he has a big pepper... eat that..
*LOL*
* multinick likes watching pepper grow.* Ahahaha
[fraNk] we used to have a dog named pepper, she was always
having puppys
[Tate] steely dan
[fraNk] you should use tagamet hb for protection from my
pepper
[Tate] neil young
[Tate] pink floyd..bad company
[fraNk] SmurfgrrL better not be messin with my pepper till it
grows up big and plump and ripe
[bug] well, there area few decent badns there, but im not willing
to stay there for thre days and listen to crap like limp bizkit to
get to it
* multinick starts a pepper farm
[Tate] CCR,,,ac/dc...the stones
[Shadow_Elf] i have many pepper plants growing outside.. hehe
[belldandy] heh. I use tum-ta-tum tum TUMS!
[Tate] the dead...
[fraNk] You should sing to my pepper, I read somewhere that
music helps it grow
[Tate] rap metal...what a friggin joke...
[fraNk] belly has nice tums, yep yep, wow!! *L*
[Shadow_Elf] talk to the pepper... become one with the pepper...
eheh
[Tate] i have plants growing also
[belldandy] rap metal? such a thing exists now? I need to get
with it... or perhaps I'm just lucky not to have heard any...
[fraNk] I like collective soul, offspring, a lot of the new stuff,
really there aren't many kuh-rap bands at woodysnot
* bug likes HB's tums to
[multinick] Talking to peppers makes them grow... heck blowing
on them would work too... it's the carbon dioxide... eheh
[fraNk] rap metal is like offspring sort of, but more like kid
rock
[belldandy] tom-toms
[fraNk] whoa, multinick *L*
[belldandy] my tums are tropical flavored =P
[fraNk] tom tom, tum tum, puppies?
[bug] id rather watch the sound of music for 8 hours straight
then be at woodsuck
[belldandy] do you like mango? hehehe.
[fraNk] *L*
* multinick grins
[Tate] rap metal...korn...limp bizkit...kid crap
[belldandy] *LOL multi*
[Tate] ahahah roach
* multinick prefers guava
[fraNk] when I was little my sister and I ate a whole bottle of my
moms tums, they were yummy, when we were younger than that,
we just sucked em *L*
[belldandy] "up in the hills lives a lonely goater" hehehe
* belldandy likes kiwi* hehe
[Tate] goat
[multinick] Hehehe bell...
[SmurfgrrrrL] thanks, Goddess
[belldandy] heheh furter
[fraNk] the sound of music?? *L* Yo, my ear, an email ear,
[Shadow_Elf] lonley goat.. haha
* multinick hands Tate his goat, and a few crisco covered
pingpong balls
[belldandy] your welcome smurfy =)
[belldandy] eeeew multi!!! hehehehe
* multinick blows on a pepper plant.* Ehehe
* belldandy watches the pepper turn red* wow multi... it does
work *L*
[Tate] no..THATS the forest
[SmurfgrrrrL] *giggles* the forest... HA HA HA
[multinick] Eheh
*** fraNk is magically summoned away by Tate!
[Shadow_Elf] *whistles innocently*
[multinick] Or was it what you hold in your mouth?
*** fraNk (209.50.5) Woods walks through dense undergrowth
beneath the forest canopy.
[SmurfgrrrrL] hmm...
[multinick] Hmmm... *gets confused* Eheh
* fraNk bites Tate at the ankles!! *damn you *L* I knew that
[Tate] ankle biter
[Shadow_Elf] melts in your mouth.. hmmm.. melts in ya hand
too... *LOL*
*** fraNk is now known as Minion.
[SmurfgrrrrL] ratbastard! *** Sorry, registered nicks can not be
changed.
*** Ops Minion (#209.50.5#).
*** Ops Tate (#208.197.96#).
[multinick] I know Smurf... I miss that too... heh
*** Ops Shadow_Elf (#199.166.210#).
[Shadow_Elf] ok.. we know who the ops are.. *LOL*
[multinick] I haven't seen anything melting in my hand... heh...
Quite the opposite, in fact... hehehe
[SmurfgrrrrL] /ops
[Tate] thats some kick ass oppin', elf
[SmurfgrrrrL] *giggles* dammit!
[belldandy] Why do people call me DeannE?? It's DeannA. with
an A!! *grrs and bonks the people in her buffer*
[SmurfgrrrrL] way to Op, Elf
*** Minion is now known as fraNk.
[multinick] Eheh bell
[fraNk] *L* you butt munches!!
[multinick] No one is in my buffer...
* Shadow_Elf flashes her ops at smurf
[Tate] when your powers combine...i am captian comm..ahah
[SmurfgrrrrL] Hmmm! *CLUNK*
[multinick] Eheh
[belldandy] *LOL Tate*
[fraNk] I once shared my pepper with a deanna, her name was
deanna corn, and that night sucked, I drank 6 dr pepper shots in
30 minutes and 4 rolling rocks, then got frisky and barfed on her,
I had courted her for like months too *sobs* that was the end of
that
* Shadow_Elf has never munched a butt
* SmurfgrrrrL can't help touching her registered entry when she
sees those Ops*
[multinick] Haha Smurfi
[SmurfgrrrrL] munching is usually Much more efective on the
other end
[Shadow_Elf] i'm sure you like salads though, minion.. hahaha
*** The_Spot (208.166.155) Woods walks through dense
undergrowth beneath the forest canopy.
[fraNk] I'm droppin ops cuz my power is hereditary, and my
technique is very necessary, blame it on Tate, cuz he likes to get
funky when he hears a subject and a predicate okay,now I'm
losing it!!
[Tate] mitch
[belldandy] Poor poor furter *hugs*
[fraNk] salads??
[The_Spot] hello
[multinick] Eheh franki
[Tate] minion's fresh tossed salads...what kind of dressing
would you like with that?
[multinick] Salads... with cucumber and peppers? Heh
[belldandy] italian hehe
* SmurfgrrrrL massages The_Spot* oh GOD!
[fraNk] Yes, it really sucked, let's just say she had taken control
of the situation because I was "too slow" and she went crazy "in
the saddle" wow, I was naseous for like 10 minutes but I fought
like hell to hold back
[Tate] G spot?
[The_Spot] ...frank...i so feel for you man
[fraNk] *L* tossing salad for me is more like calling dinosaurs,
loud as hell, waking up the dead
[Shadow_Elf] They say I'm nasty... But, I don't give a damN~..
[SmurfgrrrrL] why the hell did they make you so hard to find,
spot?
[belldandy] mmmmmm... cucumber...
[The_Spot] woo-hoo! massages rule!
[The_Spot] whose spot? yor spot? my spot?

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