Welcome to the AGotWT homepage!

The AGotWT is a different kind of guild, Anyone can join. Don't worry if you already belong to, or run a guild, The Authorized Guards of the Wizdom Tree guild can be a sub-guild, that is, you can Join the AGotWT and still belong to another group.
Also, premium members, (People who have been on Furcadia a long time) can start their own AGotWT branch, that can train, spar, and work with one-another, toward better performance and protection.
Please see the bottom of this page for new information on joining.


As a guards of the WizdomTree, we are charged with the holy mission of standing next to it for as long as we can, making sure noone unauthorized stands near it, and halting all criminal activity that would be commited against the tree.

Any Guard not following these guidelines (also review rules) will ultimately be discharged from the guild, and fed to the WizdomTree itself.

There are 3 types of WizdomTree Guards,

Authorized guards
- those who are registered and sworn to protect the tree,

Unathorized guards
- those who just stand there and pretend they are helping,

Random Guards
- those who just happen to log onto Furcadia standing next to said tree.


With that out of the way, I would like to mention the fact that we always need new members. There are times that the tree IS left unguarded, and is vulnerable to anyone who would defile it..

That brings me to:

Enemies of The TREE!

Lumberjacks
- okay, this is an obvious one, the tree does noone good if it is made into toothpicks and paper cups.

Carpenter ants
- Ants connot and shall not make a home in the WizdomTree, if an ant is spotted, please, do NOT try to stop it yourself, your personal safety and continued proctection of the tree is of the most importance, please call 911 or 0 and ask for your local S.W.A.T. Team, once the S.W.A.T. team has arrived, please remain calm, and point out the offending insect to them. *SWAT!*

Birds
- Not necissarily a giant threat to W.T. security, but they do have a bad habbit of pooping in the WizdomTree's regal branches..

Felorin
- At some point, Felorin may try to tell you that the WizdomTree is not an all-powerful god trapped in tree form, he may even tell you it is just an object in a multi player game called Furcadia, if he trys to tell you to step away from the tree slowly, the proper procedure is to stick your fingers in your ears and go: "Na na na na I can't hear you, na na na na"

The MIB
- The Men In Black have tried of several occasions to erase the memories of W.T. Guards, and kidnap the WizdomTree for their own hideous expirements, if you see the MIB, you should shout: "You are NOT men in black, you are a faded rap star who's music nobody buys, and an aging actor who used to only star in top-grade movies!!!"
This usually leaves them crying and contemplating suicide.

Lag
- Lag is like the WizdomTree's Kryptonite, the more lag there is, the weaker the tree gets, ultimately losing some of it's Wizdom, if you see this happening, please gather the Wizdom pellets, exuded from the tree's ears, in a bucket, the pellets can then be re-initialized, and place back into the tree by way of it's nasal cavity.

Bill Gates
- Just when you thought it was safe to be a tree/god, Billy Gates, Microsoft Gajillionare, wants to buy out the WizdomTree! *WARNING* Gates has been known to pay off WizdomTree guards in an attempt to harness the tree's powers for his own evil gains!!

Spammers
- Spammers, (people who say the same thing over and over and over and over) Prove to be a large threat to the WizdomTree's mental capacity. The WizdomTree has instant recall of everything said around it, and it doesn't need it's valuable memory banks overrun with crap.

Spies
- A small underground following of what has been dubbed the "Ignorance Shrub" has become a threat to Tree security, Spies have been discovered in the fold of the AGotWT, usually, they can be spotted by the dark shades, shifty behavior, and the the axe hanging from their belt.
Beware of anyone who says:
"What's a Wizdom Tree?" "Why are you people standing in a circle?" or "Hi, I'm Felorin"


To Join the AGotWT, fill out the Form
After you fill out the form, Feel free to place the membership card below on your page.
If you like, you can make it a link to this page. :)

PS. The WizdomTree has taken over the Furremalgams!


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