Cadence #1

They say that in the Army, the chow is mighty fine.
The chicken jumped off the table and started marking time
Oh Lord I wanna go, Drill Sergeant won't let me go
Hooooooommmmmeeee, Hoooooommmmmeeee, Hey!!
 
They say that in the Army, the pay is mighty fine.
They give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine
Oh Lord I wanna go, Drill Sergeant won't let me go
Hooooooommmmmeeee, Hoooooommmmmeeee, Hey!!
 
They say that in the Army, the coffee is mighty fine.
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine
Oh Lord I wanna go, Drill Sergeant won't let me go
Hooooooommmmmeeee, Hoooooommmmmeeee, Hey!!
 
They say that in the Army, the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Dillard and walk like Frankenstein
Oh Lord I wanna go, Drill Sergeant won't let me go
Hooooooommmmmeeee, Hoooooommmmmeeee, Hey!!