If anyone recalls the original packaging of Sins of the Fathers, it was in this bizarre purple quadrilateral thing on top of a reddish triangular thingamabob.
A couple who wrote this poem, were baffled with the inability to place the box in their display case. They promptly begged for an "ordinary" box. Strange enough, Sierra DID send them a new box.
Enough smarm,
let's ode!
We purchased many of your Sierra
Games,
Of adventures with different names.
It was frustrating at times, and
we did get mad,
There were times we were happy, and
times we were glad.
We buy them, we play them,
then put them away,
Upon the shelf for another day.
We play them once, we play them thrice
We buy another that will suffice.
We went shopping one day to find,
A game that would challenge our
cursored mind.
T'was a funny looking box that came
into our sight,
"Sins of the Fathers with Gabriel
Knight"!
We must confess the plot was supreme,
I wound up having Gabriel's dream.
But we survived from day 1 to day
10,
Damn box won't fit on my shelf in
the den!
My box is Rectangular, Square, and
Wide,
The titles are seen and they don't
hide.
My "Gabriel Knight" I can't display,
Won't fit on my shelf any which
way.
My spouse and I are now in a dither,
Our hopes are high, but they may
wither.
Gabriel Knight we don't want to
hide,
You repackage the game? rectangular,
wide?
If so please send a box out to us,
Take your time, you don't have to
fuss.
Whatever the cost we'll remit the
same.
On our shelf we want Gabriel's name!!
---Mr. and Mrs. Theodore Owin