These character descriptions are character name, job/class and then a brief description.
Dude Master Q Guy Man - Time Travelling Mercenary - Sent back in time by Exlax, Inc. Dude Master Q Guy Man must find a way to destroy Verge.
Larry the Transvestite Towel - Secret Agent - A prankster at heart, Larry helps Dude Master Q Guy Man find a time machine.
Macadamia - Venge Squad Member - Member of the Venge Squad and owner of the Venge Squad House, Macadamia convinces the other members to help him save Verge.
Tactics - Venge Squad Member - Tactics is a fan of war games and lives at the Movie House with the infamous "Paul"
Doug - Venge Squad Member - Ridiculed for his resemblance to the cartoon character of the same name and his inability to finish a story, Doug is killed quite quickly by Dude Master Q Guy Man. Hooray!
Gothica - Venge Squad Member - Gothica attacks Dude Master Q Guy Man with his Endless High Pitched Scream.
Poco Bueno - Venge Squad Member - Uses thrown pennies as his attack power.
Capheine - Venge Squad Member - His extreme lack of caring can send an enemy insane, thereby exploding their head.