Wutopian Log #1

.Kris> Where were you in Wutopia?
.Dego Schlim> i think we had just returned to Manchester
.Kris> Aha.
.Jaster> no, we were still at that town by that wrecked bridge
.Kris> Right
.Dego Schlim> oh yeah, we wont commando style in the city streets
.Dego Schlim> that was cool
.Jaster> orcs check in
.Dego Schlim> but they dont check out
.Babou> you watch gaurd
.Babou> I'm going to bed
> .Dego Schlim kicks the dumb elf in the head
ROLL by .Dego Schlim> (1d20) 5/20
.Babou> Who's the elf
.Dego Schlim> oohh i missed
.Jaster> Anyways, we were goin to build a pontoon bridge
.Kris> What was the city?
.Kris> dires?
.Dego Schlim> The first one on the road from the city
.Kris> Midgar?
.Dego Schlim> Dires i think
> .Dego Schlim trashtalks the Captain of the Guard
> .Dego Schlim sharpens his instruments of death
.Dego Schlim> other side going towards midgar
.Jaster> but we were going to haul out those rowboats and boards to make
a crude bridge.
.Dego Schlim> with orcish bodies for anchors
.Raekwon> It's time for some battleraging
.Dego Schlim> we went to dires then over to midgar
.Dego Schlim> our road goes the long way
.Jaster> isn't midgar across the bridge that was wrecked?
.Kris> I see.  So you spend a few hours making a pontoon(?) bridge, and
it's decent, nothing to write home about.
> .Dego Schlim kisses Raekwon and welcomes him back
.Dego Schlim> I missed you you retarded little dwarf
.Jaster> it doesn't have to be, just good enough to get us across.
.Jaster> anyways, I wanted to talk to the local ruler about the orcish
problem and you said he was on the other side of the river last time.
.Kris> The guards bodies are gathered together, and taken back to Dires
to be buried.
.Kris> Who the King?
> .Dego Schlim waves goodbye
.Jaster> no, the local lord.
.Jaster> (lords)
.Dego Schlim> Rizza is King
.Kris> Like in Dires, or Midgar?
.Dego Schlim> he likes pizza
.Kris> not rizza Rza
.Raekwon> Lets be on our way
.Dego Schlim> heigh ho Silver
.Jaster> for the whole general area. a council-like thing
.Raekwon> I mount my trusty stead and trot off
.Dego Schlim> do we have the A-Team wagon still?
.Kris> Midgar then.
.Jaster> we still have the wagon. And off to midgar
.Raekwon> giddy up
.Jaster> clip clop.
> .Dego Schlim naps in the back
.Kris> You set off towards Midgar, after SLOWLY crossing the bridge with
your wagon.  An hour at least.
.Raekwon> Who's driving the wagon
.Jaster> me
.Jaster> no, wait
.Raekwon> ok
.Dego Schlim> raekwon the idjit doesnt have a horse
.Jaster> Raekwon
.Jaster> I have a horse
.Raekwon> THen what am I riding
.Dego Schlim> the dwarf doesn't
.Raekwon> Oh sorry kyle
.Dego Schlim> your driving the wagon
.Jaster> you're driving the wagon.
.Raekwon> I'll drive the wagon
.Jaster> haha. just like home
.Dego Schlim> good boy
.Raekwon> I think I'll do a little off roading
.Kris> You finally get to Midgar after a few hours travel.
.Jaster> When we get there, i'll ask for direction to see the lord.
.Dego Schlim> i'll go to the shop ad visit mommy
.Kris> The city walls are covered with orc blood.  There is orc bodies
all around.  The militia is busy piling them up, and killing the
survivors.
.Raekwon> Do we have any gold that needs to be divvyed up cause I have
squat
.Dego Schlim> ill help kill survivors
.Jaster> you have squat cause you do sqaut.
.Raekwon> f*ck you
.Kris> There are moans and crys wafting through the air.
.Dego Schlim> yeah Billy!! F*ck the man!
.Jaster> I'll attempt to find the captain of the guard among the
carnage.
.Dego Schlim> ill use my sword of silencing to shut them up
> .Dego Schlim whacks an orc with the flat of his blade
.Raekwon> I'll search the bodies
.Kris> The air smells very acidy, and thick with smoke.
.Dego Schlim> Acid trip man.
.Jaster> oooh, hope momma schlim ain't dead.
> .Dego Schlim runs through town to the shop!
.Kris> After some searching you manage to find the captain of the Guard.
.Jaster> heh heh heh
> .Dego Schlim searches relentlessy for his beloved mother.
.Jaster> I'll ask him about the attack (when, how many orcs, etc)
.Kris> He appears to be very young, as if he was recently promoted.  He
is very flustered, and doesn't seem to really know what he is doing.
.Jaster> I'll ask him who his superiors are.
> .Dego Schlim cries in the street
.Dego Schlim> Mommy!!
.Kris> He introduces himself as Captain Sha'Dae Selvannatas.  He is a
slight elvish man.  4'8" tall 165 lbs.  Brown Hair, Blue eyes.
.Mom> SHUT UP YA LITTLE BASTARD HALF_BREED!
.Raekwon> I'll sharpen my sword
.Dego Schlim> Mommy!!
.Jaster> this is the captain of the guard or his superior officer?
.Kris> This is the Captain of the Guard.  He was fifth in Command until
the attack.  But now he is in charge.
.Dego Schlim> Do I find my mother?
.Sha'Dae> What can I help you with?
/send dego schlim yes
.Jaster> Can you direct me to the local leadership here?
.Jaster> I wish to organize a concerted resistance to the orcish hordes.
.Sha'Dae> You mean the Mayor and the council?
.Jaster> Are they in charge around here?
.Sha'Dae> They answer only to the king.
.Jaster> Then that's who I want to see. By the way, I am Sir Jaster
Mereel of Manchester.
.Jaster> Can you show me where the council is?
.Sha'Dae> Manchester?  Never heard of it.
.Raekwon> now I'll sharpen my axes
.Sha'Dae> They will not have time for that matter today.
.Jaster> it's a smaller new settlement out past Dires
.Sha'Dae> Ah right.  I have heard of it.
.Jaster> When will they have the time, perchance.
.Sha'Dae> Mayhap on the morrow, or the night after.
.Jaster> Well then, in the meantime, I should like to offer the services
of myself and my comrades to bolster the defences of this fine
settlement.
.Sha'Dae> Excellent to hear, sir.  Please feel free to aid in any way
you feel.
.Jaster> Raekwon, you go with Dego to check out the store.
.kris> So he saunters off, leaving you to do what ever you want.
.Dego Schlim> i aint there
.Raekwon> k
.kris> dego already went there.
.kris> right?
.Dego Schlim> yep
.Jaster> I'll go stable the horses.
.Jaster> Well, you go to the store too. I'll meet you there later
.Raekwon> DEGO'S MOM
.Raekwon> where are you
.Kris> So raekwon sets out to find Dego.  The streets are sooty and
there are blast craters in the road.
.Kris> It looks like the orcs attaked using seige engines.
.Dego Schlim> what kind?
.Kris> You make it to the store, and Dego is there with Lajiyn, and she
is find, if a little shaken up.
.Kris> flaming catapult shots.
.Kris> Lajiyn warmly greats Raekwon and offers him some dinner.
.Raekwon> yum
.Lajiyn> What would you like Raekwon?  Dego?  Jaster?
.Dego Schlim> What you used to make when I was little.
.Lajiyn> Grilled Cheese son?
.Dego Schlim> You bet mom!
> .Dego Schlim smiles warmly.
.Jaster> please don't trouble yourself on my behalf, madam.
.Lajiyn> Here you go.
.Lajiyn> Nonesense Jaster, I insist.  What do you want?
.Jaster> anything you wish to make is fine with me, mi'lady
.Lajiyn> Grilled Cheese then Jaster?
.Jaster> something easy, you've been through quite an ordeal today
.Jaster> grilled cheese is fine
.Jaster> thank you madam.
.Lajiyn> Excellent.
.Jaster> was the store damaged at all?
/SEND ANGRYHOMBRE Good.  No major damage.  Shrapnel damage to the
store.|
.Lajiyn> Fine Raekwon is having grilled cheese too.
.Dego Schlim> Anyone in town been bothering you mom?
> .Dego Schlim shows his mom his new hand.
.Lajiyn> Nope the store is fine.  No one has been bothering me.  Are you
crazy.  We run the guild.  Who's gonna screw with us?
.Lajiyn> Ahhhhhhhhh.  Son what happened?
.Dego Schlim> Just asking.  How are the guys anyway? (ooc Ill need their
names and shit again)
.Lajiyn> Which guys?
.Dego Schlim> Some dudes cut it off in a town.  I was only defending
myself.
.Kris> Which dudes?
.Jaster> i was merely curious as to whether the store had been hit by
any of the orcish catapults.
/SEND ANGRYHOMBRE All good.  I'll give you details later.
.Kris> Nope.  Shrapnel damage is all.
.Jaster> okey dokey.
/SEND ANGRYHOMBRE 7:00 at night.
.Lajiyn> Will you be staying here tonight?
.Dego Schlim> Lets get anight time raiding party together to fuck with
the orcs
.Lajiyn> SON!
> .Lajiyn slaps dego
.Lajiyn> Don't swear!
.Dego Schlim> Sorry mom.  I meant mess with orcs!
.Jaster> Such foul language. And in front of a woman Dego!
.Lajiyn> That's better son.
> .Dego Schlim hangs his head and looks sincere.
.Kris> You don't know where the orcs came from.
.Dego Schlim> the woods duh!
.Dego Schlim> I guess we'll stay here the night then mom.
.Kris> Of course.  But from where?  South?  North?  East?
.Jaster> We appreciate the offer madam, but we wouldn't want to
impose...
.Lajiyn> Nonsense Jaster.  You are staying here.
.Kris> Lajiyn leaves to make up your rooms.
.Jaster> Very well madam. Thank you again for your hospitality and the
wonderful grilled cheese sandwiches.
.Dego Schlim> Yeah thanks mom, you're the bestest.
.Jaster> well, raekwon, dego, shall we keep a watch tonight in case of
any repeat incident?
.Raekwon> sure
.Kris> Outside you can barely see people passing by with torches,
cleaning up and rushing around.
.Jaster> I'll take the first watch.
.Dego Schlim> I'll take the middle watch.  I don't want any one messing
with my mom.
.Dego Schlim> Ill make sure all torches inside are extinguished so no
one will be backlit.
.Kris> So Lajiyn returns, leads you to your rooms, and says good night.
On each of your beds is a small package with a little note.
.Raekwon> goodnight
.Jaster> I'll read the note.
.Kris> Want it private?
.Jaster> sure
.Raekwon> sure
.Kris> Since you all want them privately, it'll take me a minute.
.Dego Schlim> are they different?
.Kris> 1st dego, 2nd rae, 3rd Jaster
.Kris> Yes
.Jaster> good. I gotta take a whiz anyways.
/SEND ANGRYHOMBRE Welcome back my dearest son.|I am happy that you are
back, and I hope your adventuring went well.|I am hoping that this
little gift will be something you can use.||Love, |Mom.
.Dego Schlim> when do we want to quit?
.Jaster> why?
.Dego Schlim> that whole class thing tomorrow.
/SEND ANGRYHOMBRE Inside is a small Vial.  It is labeled Tong's Super
Dexterity Serum, in old |english.  ||The instructions say:||When
Imbued(?) gratly increases ones dexterity.||(This will let you reroll
any dexterity check if you fail it, if you
/SEND ANGRYHOMBRE drank it before you tried.|It will also increase your
thief skills by 2d20% for 1d12 rounds, except the ones that don't
involve |dexterity, i.e. read languages.)
.Dego Schlim> thanks for caring
/SEND NAS10 The note says, Welcome back Raekwon, I hope you had some
exciting adventures.  Lajiyn.|
/SEND NAS10  In side the package is a Blood red
helmet with a spike on the top.|
/SEND NAS10  The spike acts as a +3 dagger, which uses normal strength
bonuses.|
/SEND JMEREEL The message reads:  To Jaster.  I hope you are keeping
Dego out of trouble.  Here's a little gift for you.  Lajiyn.
/SEND JMEREEL  Inside the vial is a vial containing 'Sephiroths Super
Strength Serum'|
/SEND JMEREEL  It doubles the users strength for 1d3 rounds.  There is
one dose.|
/SEND ANGRYHOMBRE  There is one dose of that serum.
.Kris> So you can tell each other if you want.  Or not.
.Kris> So you all take your watches through out the night, but there
doesn't seem to be any problems.
.Jaster> okay. On my watch, I'm going to wander around the streets.
.Kris> Looking for anything in particular?
.Jaster> looking for any signs of trouble, anyone that needs help, orcs,
etc
.Kris> There seems to be an increased guard presence in the streets, and
you get stopped multiple times and questioned.
> .Dego Schlim snores soundly.
.Jaster> I'll act all noble and pretentious.
.Kris> Good.  No trouble at night.
.Jaster> I'll go to bed too.
.Kris> So no trouble through out the night.
.Dego Schlim> all shifts?
.Kris> The next morn, what do you do?
.Jaster> Anything you want to do today, Raekwon?
.Dego Schlim> besides masterbate you angry drunken dwarf?
.Jaster> Joey Spike?
.Kris> Going to the armorer?
.Dego Schlim> sure, i need a macked out hand
.Jaster> Do you want to, Rae?
.Raekwon> I jump at dago with my new helmet
.Kris> dego not dago
.Dego Schlim> i smack him on the top of the head with fy metal fist
.Dego Schlim> my
.Raekwon> dego dago same shit different pile
> .Dego Schlim straight arms him with the knife fist.
.Kris> Armorer>>>>>>Raekwon?
.Raekwon> what
.Kris> You want to go to the armorer?
.Jaster> DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE ARMORER!!
.Raekwon> why
.Raekwon> not really
.Jaster> nevermind
.Dego Schlim> for a joey spike
.Raekwon> I have no need
.Kris> Joey Spike!  Don't you read the messages?
.Jaster> I'm going to town council
.Dego Schlim> I'll go with.
.Raekwon> I HAVE NO MONEY
.Jaster> WE HAVE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.
.Kris> I see.   Of to the city hall then, eh?
.Raekwon> so it's kinda hard to do that now isn't it
> .Dego Schlim makes baby faces at Billy Ray.
.Jaster> Maybe take off that fist
.Raekwon> you wouldn't give me jack so I have nothing
.Kris> Wah!
.Jaster> We take from the pool when need be.
.Raekwon> f*ck off
.Raekwon> that's good to know
> .Dego Schlim hides his cool hand within the folds of his cloak.
.Raekwon> now
.Kris> Dego>>>>>>Good Idea!
.Jaster> off to town council
.Jaster> In your cloak? Won't that make a large and oddly shaped bulge?
.Kris> So you arrive at the town council, and request a meeting with the
Council.
.Dego Schlim> just like an arm.  go figure i have one of those.
.Jaster> Yup
.Jaster> Whatever. If they kick you out, I'm not responsible.
.Dego Schlim> you ahve a sword i have a prosthetic limb.
.Jaster> Anyways, I
.Dego Schlim> good idea
.Dego Schlim> lets do that
.Jaster> want to get in to see the council.
.Kris> The scribe, a slight elf named Shamil Uthyn greats you, and asks
you to have a seat.
.Dego Schlim> Thank you kind sir.
.Jaster> I'll sit.
/name Shamil
.Shamil> It'll be a few minutes.
.Jaster> No problem.
> .Dego Schlim puts down the chair, backs away from the council door and
looks sheepish.
.Dego Schlim> Oh...you meant sit down.
.Kris> So approximately 15 minutes later, Shamil asks you to enter the
office.
.Jaster> I'll go in.
.Dego Schlim> as will I
.Raekwon> sure
.Kris> The council is sitting around a big oak table.  They rise, greet
you, and sit.  The motion for you all to take a seat.
.Raekwon> I'll sit
.Jaster> me too
.Dego Schlim> i sit
> .Dego Schlim nods his head knowingly and points at the chair
smilingly.
.Kris> The mayor introduces himself.  'I am Daniel Fortesque'
.Dego Schlim> Hi Daniel, I'm Dego Schlim
.Dego Schlim> Can you and I be friends?
.Jaster> Good day sir, My name is Sir Jaster Mereel, of Manchester.
.Kris> He introduces the rest of the council.  Evari Elique, Ama Ethil,
and Erwyn Kyess.
> .Dego Schlim gets up to shake their hands.
.Raekwon> My name Raekwon
.Daniel> What can we do for you today?
.Jaster> I wish to talk to you about the problem of these marauding
orcs.
.Jaster> They have also recently hit Dires as well.
.Daniel> Vicious things.  They caused much damage to beautiful Midgar.
A menace, they are.
.Dego Schlim> Can we get, like, you know, a commission to, like, kill
them and stuff.
.Daniel> I wish we could be without them.
.Jaster> Well, I was wondering if you would be interested in attempting
to bring together all the local leaders and combine forces to crush
these orcs once and for all.
.Daniel> Interesting proposal.  But (Pauses) we don't have the resources
to do that now.  We can barely defend Midgar as it is.
.Daniel> We have had to place many unqualified people taking postions
that are critical to our defense.  We need more men.
.Dego Schlim> What about the outlying barons and such?  Can't they help?
.Dego Schlim> The best defense is a good offense.
.Jaster> First we need to find their main stronghold.
.Jaster> We concentrate on defense until then.
.Daniel> They need the men to defend against the Orcs, as well as the
dreaded Rappers.  Rappers are almost as bad as Orcs.
.Jaster> Once we find the the stronghold, we make a quick decisive
strike.
.Daniel> With how many men?
.Jaster> It all depends on how many orcs.
.Dego Schlim> Well, the three of us are part of the Wutopian LRRP's so
we could do it.
.Dego Schlim> The scouting I mean.
.Jaster> I have 30 of my own men to employ in this operation.
.Daniel> About 250 attacked yesterday.  We killed approximately 125
before they retreated.
.Jaster> How many men do you have left?
.Dego Schlim> 125?  Shit, we killed 100 with beer.
.Daniel> We captured there seige engines, two catapults.
.Daniel> We have 200 men, many not qualified to defend such a large
city.  Boys really.
.Dego Schlim> They only gots to kill orcs.
.Jaster> Perhaps I could send a detachment of my well-trained troops and
my captain to train them.
.Daniel> Tactical Defense, sir.
.Daniel> Really Jaster?  That'd be great.
.Jaster> Then I have your support in principle to mounting an attack on
the orcs?
.Daniel> Most definately.  How many men can you spare?
.Dego Schlim> Well, as long as you dont mount any orcs...
.Jaster> I believe I could spare 10 and my captain, if that sounds
alright.
.Daniel> Excellent.  Are they well trained?
.Raekwon> I put on my knee and elbow spikes
.Jaster> Much better then most of the Wutopian army grunts I've seen.
.Daniel> Good.  When can we expect them?
.Dego Schlim> A week maybe?
.Daniel> Good.
.Daniel> Now are you going to take on these orcs alone?
.Jaster> Well, how long will it take to get from here to Manchester?
.Daniel> 3 days
.Jaster> Then yeah, a week.
.Daniel> O.K.
.Jaster> But what do you mean take on these orcs alone?
.Dego Schlim> Send a messenger right away.
.Daniel> Well Dego suggested you go scout it out.
.Dego Schlim> We dont have to fight, just reconnoiter.
.Jaster> Oh, yeah, we can handle the recon work ourselves.
.Jaster> Then call in the cavalry, as it were.
.Daniel> Good.  Leave as soon as possible.
.Jaster> I'll stand and shake his hand.
.Dego Schlim> You send a messenger to Manchester and we'll go find the
orcs.
.Jaster> Thank you sir.
> .Daniel shakes Jaster, Dego and Raekwon's hand.
> .Dego Schlim bows solemnly and backs out of the room.
.Jaster> I'd prefer to go there myself and see how everything is going
in Manchester.
.Jaster> Well, lets go back to Dires.
.Dego Schlim> We were there three days ago.
.Kris> Now?
.Jaster> Dires.
.Dego Schlim> We had left from Manchester.
.Kris> All right.
.Jaster> Are there any other large towns in this area?
.Kris> Yonkers, three days to the West.
.Jaster> We can go that way when we come back to drop off the troops in
Midgar.
.Jaster> Off to Dires.
.Kris> O.K.
> .Dego Schlim stretches his arms skyward as he walks out the door.
.Dego Schlim> So what happens when we get to Dires?
.Jaster> Is the pontoon bridge still there?
.Dego Schlim> I want to talk to the retarded little Captain
.Kris> You go to the shop to pick up your stuff, and Layjin approaches
you.
.Dego Schlim> Hi mom!
.Lajiyn> I just bought this from one of our thieves
.Jaster> Hello madam.
> .Dego Schlim hugs his mom lovingly.
.Jaster> You're thieves, madam?
.Jaster> Your
.Dego Schlim> bwa?
.Lajiyn> The guilds thieves.
.Jaster> guild thieves?
.Dego Schlim> What is it?
.Kris> She produces three small glass balls.
.Dego Schlim> Yeah, I'm the Guild master, remember Jaster?
.Dego Schlim> What they do?
.Jaster> *When did Jaster ever find out about the thieves guild?*
.Lajiyn> If you take these balls, and say the command word, you can see
and talk to whoever has the other one.
.Dego Schlim> What'd you say guys, one for each of us, or one for here,
one for Manchester and one for us?
.Lajiyn> One for Manchester, one for you, one for me.
.Lajiyn> What do you think guys?
.Dego Schlim> Sounds great.
> .Dego Schlim kisses his mom on the cheek.
.Lajiyn> Good.  Here you go.
.Dego Schlim> bye mom!
> .Lajiyn hugs everyone
.Jaster> Thanks
> .Lajiyn sheds a single tear
.Dego Schlim> Oh yeah, whats the command word mom?
.Kris> She hands the Crystal Balls to you, and says the command word is
BubbaBabbaBaabu.
.Kris> You set out to the Bridge, and it is still there.
.Raekwon> where are we going
.Dego Schlim> Dires then Manchester
.Kris> Dires, then Manchester.
.Dego Schlim> yeah!!
.Dego Schlim> to get a military force to train the Midgar townspeople
.Jaster> Dires to talk to the leader to enlist his support as well.
.Kris> So you cross the bridge and set out on the other side.
.Jaster> so our bridge is still there?
.Kris> Yes
> .Dego Schlim lounges in the back of the A-Team Wagon.
.Kris> You are travelling and suddenly a huge white haired monster leaps
out of the bushes at you.  He is 7 feet tall, smells of fish, and is
slobbering a lot.
.Dego Schlim> and he cathces a dagger in the mouth.
.Kris> He roars at you and attacks.
ROLL by .Dego Schlim> (1d20) 15/20
.Kris> Who is driving?
.Dego Schlim> I HIT!!
.Jaster> Raekwon
.Jaster> where is he going?
.Dego Schlim> here he is
.Jaster> I'm on horseback. How far away is this beastie?
.Kris> Raekwon is driving?
/roll 1d20
ROLL by .Kris> (1d20) 8/20
.Jaster> Oh yeah, kelly, you can ride shotgun with my crossbow if you
want.
.Dego Schlim> swing and a miss
NAS10> is it night
.Kris> The Beast jumps at Raekwon, but he deftly dodges, and the beast
flies by.
.Kris> It's about noon.
.Dego Schlim> does my dagger hit?
.Kris> The wagon covered jaster?
.raekwon> I'll throw an axe
.Kris> Hold on a minute.
.raekwon> why
.Kris> I'm waiting for nick to respond.
.Jaster> it's not a wagon like the settlers going west, it's more of a
stagecoach kind of thing.
.Jaster> It's fairly solid.
.Kris> Is it enclosed?
.Jaster> yup.
/roll 1d20
ROLL by .Kris> (1d20) 18/20
.Kris> Raekwon's axe hits.
.Dego Schlim> so the 15 was my roll to exit the wagon
/roll 1d6+2
ROLL by .Kris> (1d6+2) 4/6  Sum=4+2=6
.Jaster> I'm going yell "Tallyho" and charge with my lance.
.Kris> The axe hits the beast square in the back.  It roars, and a
little blood squirts out.
> .Dego Schlim rolls deftly out of the wagon screaming "I'm going to eat
you little fishy!"
.Jaster> roll 1d20
.Kris> Forget it, Jaster roll your own dice, tell me what you get.
.Dego Schlim> who?
.Jaster> i got 11
.Kris> Thaco?
.Jaster> Thaco is 13.
.Kris> Ah.
.Kris> You hit.  Speared him good.
.Jaster> HEEHEE!!!!
/SEND JMEREEL  Can't a lance break?
/SEND ANGRYHOMBRE Yup.
.Kris> Damage?
.Dego Schlim> damage nick?
.Jaster> 26
.Dego Schlim> FUCK
.Jaster> well, its 6d6
/SEND JMEREEL Isn't there a rule in your book?
.Kris> Wow!
.Dego Schlim> i like it a lot
.Dego Schlim> what no plusses :)
.Kris> Don't do that.
.Dego Schlim> :)
.Dego Schlim> ;)
.Dego Schlim> its the peoples eyebrow
.Kris> Yeah!
.Kris> Dego, role to hit.
ROLL by .Dego Schlim> (1d20) 19/20
.Kris> nice one.
.Kris> Damage?
ROLL by .Dego Schlim> (2d4+2) 3/4 4/4  Sum=7+2=9
.Kris> The dagger flies straight, and hits the mighty beast in the eye.
.raekwon> how far is it away
.Dego Schlim> Yeaahh biiatch!
.Kris> From you?  10 feet.
.Dego Schlim> distance from everyone
.Kris> Dego 10 Feet
.raekwon> SO I can jump down charge and attack
.Kris> Jaster 3 Feet.
.Kris> Yes.  Next round.
.raekwon> duh
.Kris> Do you have two attacks a round?
.Dego Schlim> when..if it turns to face Jaster ill charge its back
.Kris> Raekwon?
.Dego Schlim> or side, whatever
.raekwon> yes
.Jaster> me? yup.
.raekwon> 3/2
.Kris> O.K.
ROLL by .Dego Schlim> (1d10) 8/10
.Jaster> but i probably wouldn't be able to attack with a sword after
charging.
.Jaster> This round i'm drawing my sword.
.Dego Schlim> your horse could kick...
.Jaster> or bite.
.Dego Schlim> or hump it maniacally
.Kris> They mighty beast grabs hold of the lance protruding from his
side, and lifts Jaster high into the air (Maybe)
.Dego Schlim> heehee
/roll 1d20
ROLL by .Kris> (1d20) 16/20
.Kris> AC Jaster?
> .Dego Schlim snickers.
.Jaster> 0
.Kris> You are lifted high into the air, and smashes you into Raekwon
and Dego.
.Kris> On the Wagon.
> .Dego Schlim stops snickering.
.Jaster> not bad. kinda like an old west movie.
.Jaster> except with a monster insead of injuns
.Dego Schlim> roll to see if anyone lands on my fist.
.Kris> To hit Dego
/roll 1d20
ROLL by .Kris> (1d20) 15/20
.Kris> to hit Rae
.Dego Schlim> ohhhh....
/roll 1d20
ROLL by .Kris> (1d20) 17/20
.Dego Schlim> hahahha
.Kris> Bam!
.raekwon> surprise surprise
.Jaster> random my ass.
.Dego Schlim> The Three Stooges
.Kris> Damage is coming to you now!
.Jaster> dibs on Moe
.Kris> Damage from Lance nick?  No pluses from strength, and what not?
.Dego Schlim> Shotgun Larry
.Jaster> What's that?
.Dego Schlim> I get to be Curly and pee on Larry's dead body
.Kris> How much damage does the lance do?
.Kris> With out your bonuses?
.Jaster> 6d6 in a charge.
.Jaster> 3d6 normally.
.Jaster> why?
.Kris> Does it have beating damage?
.Dego Schlim> he thinks yous cheating
.Kris> I wanna know how much you are all gonna take.
.Dego Schlim> normal club
.Jaster> probably no more than a regular club. It's a stabbing weapon
.Kris> O.K.
.Dego Schlim> Meow
.Kris> Jaster here comes your damage.
.Kris> 3d6+9
.Monster> I like to rape little dwarves!! Grrrr....
/roll 3d6+9
ROLL by .Kris> (3d6+9) 6/6 1/6 4/6  Sum=11+9=20
.Kris> Dego here's your share:
.Dego Schlim> I'll hold him down mister bad ass sir!
/roll 3d6+9
ROLL by .Kris> (3d6+9) 6/6 2/6 6/6  Sum=14+9=23
.Kris> Rae:
/roll 3d6+9
ROLL by .Kris> (3d6+9) 4/6 4/6 6/6  Sum=14+9=23
.Kris> Ouch.  He's a tough guy though.
.Kris> If you disagree I got two words for you:
.Kris> Suck it!
.Jaster> probably. I'm going to swig that potion and chop his head off.
.raekwon> fuuuunnnnyyyy
.Kris> Jaster's second turn.  Go!
.Jaster> what does the potion do
.Dego Schlim> do i get my second knife then?
.Kris> Doubles your strength for 1 round.
.Dego Schlim> God damn!!
.Kris> What's your strength now?
.Jaster> good. what is 36(156) strength good for pluses wise.
.Dego Schlim> hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
.Kris> +34 to damage
.Kris> +17 to hit.
.Jaster> really?
.Dego Schlim> roflmaopmp
.Kris> Your stronger than a Titan!
.Dego Schlim> no shit
.Kris> So roll.
.Dego Schlim> why bother rolling?
.Jaster> Hold on, can i save this for later?
.Kris> I wanna know what he gets.
.Kris> I guess.
.Jaster> ok.
.Dego Schlim> i throw my knife
.Jaster> I'll just attack him normally.
.Kris> Roll
ROLL by .Dego Schlim> (1d20) 9/20
.Kris> Hit
.Dego Schlim> thacos 11
ROLL by .Dego Schlim> (2d4+2) 1/4 4/4  Sum=5+2=7
.Kris> Jaster?
.Jaster> i got 14 with all my bonuses.
.Kris> Yup.
.Jaster> large target?
.Kris> Yes
.Jaster> 14 damage
.Kris> You chop into it's side, and red gore sprays you in the face.
.Kris> Initiative time.
ROLL by .Dego Schlim> (1d10) 3/10
.raekwon> I don't get to go
.Jaster> Taste my justice, you hippie freak!
.Dego Schlim> yeeeheee
/roll 1d10
ROLL by .Kris> (1d10) 10/10
.Dego Schlim> I walk up and punch it in the chops.
.Jaster> i got a 2
/roll 1d10
ROLL by .Kris> (1d10) 1/10
.Kris> Kelly goes first
.raekwon> I'll attack with my sword
/roll 1d20+4
ROLL by .Kris> (1d20+4) 8/20  Sum=8+4=12
.Kris> Thaco?
.raekwon> 16
.Kris> Hit.  (Barely)
.Kris> Damage?
.raekwon> 3d6+5
/roll 3d6+5
ROLL by .Kris> (3d6+5) 1/6 4/6 5/6  Sum=10+5=15
.Kris> Boom.  You almost take off it's right arm.  Your sword tears
through tendons and bone.
.Dego Schlim> Dibs!!!
.Kris> Gross
.Jaster> I got a 17 to hit with all my bonuses.
.Kris> Jaster's turn.
.Kris> Blammo!
.Kris> You got him.
.Jaster> 16
.Jaster> (damage)
.Kris> You cut deep into his side.  Once again you are drenched with
blood.
ROLL by .Dego Schlim> (1d20) 7/20
.Jaster> How are you guys doing for HP.
.Kris> A hit!
.Kris> He's almost dead.
ROLL by .Dego Schlim> (1d6+1) 4/6  Sum=4+1=5
.raekwon> ok
ROLL by .Dego Schlim> (1d8) 4/8
.Dego Schlim> doble damage on doubles: 16 on an uppercut
.Dego Schlim> i got 33
.Dego Schlim> hp
.Kris> Dego uses his excellent punch.  His Hand blows through the top of
the monsters head.  After a few violent twitches, it falls to the
ground, dead.
.Dego Schlim> you still have 50+?
> .Dego Schlim saws through the monsters wrist and takes its hand.
.Kris> We got an end this.  Now for the exp.
.Jaster> 62 hp
.Dego Schlim> I love it whn I give the final fatal blow.
.Kris> P.M. with what you think you deserve for EXP.
.Kris> Be serious about it too.
.Dego Schlim> oh
.Dego Schlim> too late
.Jaster> so, do this again next week?
.Dego Schlim> i think so
.Jaster> maybe we can find something for the token dwarf to do.
.Dego Schlim> same warrior time, same warrior channel?
.Jaster> although that was pretty funny with the rock.
.Dego Schlim> kelly did good i thought
.Kris> 5,400 each.
.raekwon> is that with 10%
.Kris> Maybe a different time.
.Kris> Nope.  Add 10 % if you get it.
.Dego Schlim> earlier perhaps
.Kris> Later Perchance?
.Kris> Joke.
.raekwon> see you later
.Jaster> woohoo, only 96000 more to go.
.Jaster> to the next level