Rah, rah, who's the best?
The Deli Kings beat all the rest!

Who can fry up any hacker in the land?
I'll tell you now, it's the Faxman!

Wanna know the best driver from West to East?
That would have to be the ancient Beast!

If you wanna get rid of some creeper terds,
Just place a call to the almighty Skurj!

Who never loses, is never beaten?
The one, the only, Ultra Eden!

Who's a guy with whom you don't wanna tangle?
Nobody can forget, Morbid Angel!

You know how I hate to kiss ass dear,
But it sure smells funny way up in here!