Joe was my brother's friend in high school. So I saw him a lot and developed a huge crush on him. I never talked to him until my senior year of high school when I found him online. We hung out a bit and the crush continued. And then he basically blew me off a lot and called me a bitch and hurt me. So we stopped being friends. But he talks to me on occasion, probably just to brag about his wonderful girlfriend. Here he is: