The Idiot's Guide
to: Being a Bitch
By Mike Watson
Chapter
One
Change your name to Jimmy Campbell.
Chapter Two
Act
like a homo. If there are no homos around you, just act like: Jimmy Campbell.
Chapter Three
Walk up to Mike Watson.
Chapter
Four
Get bitch slapped.
Chapter Five
Pay your hospital
billz biatch.
Chapter Six
Spend $400 and buy Mike Watson's "How not to get yo bitch
ass beat" book (at the nearest B. Dalton).
and now a word from the author...
"YO bitch buy dis book. Dis book be
da bomb ass shit. Get it fo yo mama, biatch."
Strong words from the author, Mike Watson.
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