The Idiot's Guide to: Being a Bitch

By Mike Watson
Chapter One
Change your name to Jimmy Campbell.

Chapter Two
Act like a homo. If there are no homos around you, just act like: Jimmy Campbell.

Chapter Three
Walk up to Mike Watson.

Chapter Four
Get bitch slapped.

Chapter Five
Pay your hospital billz biatch.

Chapter Six
Spend $400 and buy Mike Watson's "How not to get yo bitch ass beat" book (at the nearest B. Dalton).


and now a word from the author...

"YO bitch buy dis book. Dis book be da bomb ass shit. Get it fo yo mama, biatch."

Strong words from the author, Mike Watson.

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