About Me

I was serious. There won't be a whole lot here, since the rest of the page pretty much serves this function. I guess I'll think of some stuff.

Another pic, of me looking like an evil supervillain, a la Dr. Evil.

My friend Lippy also said that in this pic, I "look like a punk". Heh.

More pictures of me:

Me, drawing a face on my hand, like in Vampire Hunter D. ("That hand's a bastard!")

The same picture, cropped, with a very nice frame made by Cameron Kerlin. (Ahh, the wonders of Photoshop in the hands of an angst-ridden teenager...)

A computer mock-up of me in David Bowie form.

Something incredibly pretentious.

Me, playing with my unce's cat (and smiling. Yeuch.)

I guess I'll do one of those witty Dossier-type things.

NAME: Billy

AKA: Baram, NeoBaram, Ziggy, NeoZiggy, NeoZiggySD (on AIM), Stark, XenoButsu, William, and "Hey! You, in the black! Why you so gay-lookin'?!"

BIRTHDATE: 05/17/84

BLOOD TYPE: Hell if he knows

BIRTHPLACE: Cincinnati, OH

CURRENT LOCATION: The newsgroup alt.games.final-fantasy, various recondite websites dealing with unknown subjects such as "David Bowie". (Note for net newbies, such as my family: I do not actually live in the newsgroup.)

FAVORITE FOOD: Kappa Maki and Avacado Maki. That's sushi with only avacados and cucumbers. Taco salads from Taco Casa with refried beans, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce and ranch dressing is a close second. Hummus (Middle Eastern dip made of chickpeas, sesame tahini and garlic) is a respectible third.

DESCRIPTION: HEIGHT: 6' 0", 6' 2" w/ boots and hair

HAIR: Short, dark blonde, often spiked

EYES: Hazel

BUILD: Undefined

CLOTHING: Often black and displaying such tasteless and unacceptable phrases as "The Damned" and "The Sex Pistols".

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Sloping forehead and unfairly large nose

BELIEFS: Confirmed to be a member of a Humanistic Jewish congregation, and rumored to practice Zen. Is a devout Agnostic. Also refuses to eat meat.

More on this unsettling character as information is found.

Okay, on a slightly less retarded note, here's a picture of a fake RPG-style Status Screen I made a while ago.

Background MIDI: Miserlou, by Dick Dale and his Del-Tones.