On the street in the epitome of vague
Don't tell me how the universe is altered
When you find out how much he gets payed"--The Tragically Hip
"Yes I'm sure this rope is good!"--Famous last words of climbers
"Please, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"--Bruce Banner (The Hulk)
"Life IS pain...anyone who says different is selling something"--Westley from the Princess Bride
"WARNING: Humour may be hazardous to your illness"--Ellie Kats
"Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things"--
"I hope life isn't just one big joke...because I don't get it"--
"I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter"--
"Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward"--Gallagher
"Life is not a struggle, it's a wiggle"--
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons"--Popular Mechanics, 1949
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently no value to us"--Western Union internal memo, 1876
"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the groung to try and find oil? You're crazy!"--Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil, 1859