| RANKING | THE LOW DOWN | 
| Bill Goldberg | Your counting Scott Putski? | 
| Dallas Page | Who's Next Carrot top? | 
| Sting | Bret REALLY, REALLY respects you! | 
| Hollywood Hogan | He finally retired | 
| Konnan | Please...don't speak on this anymore | 
| Bret Hart | Bravo...Bravo..Encore..Encore!!! | 
| Stevie Ray | A TRADER to blood | 
| Scott Hall | Just too Sweet | 
| Kevin Nash | Same OLD, same OLD | 
| The Giant | The Jolly Green Bret Hart Helper | 
| Chris Jericho | CowboyChris Jerichofrom Casper, Wyoming | 
| Kidman | You'll miss RAVEN in the Long run | 
| Saturn | Freed the Flock, enslaved the fans | 
| Wrath | Your tights are really fabulous, they hide nothing :) | 
| Bobby Duncum Jr. | Leave your Garth Brooks fanaticism at home | 
| nWo Wolfpac | The Over 70 Club | 
| Disco Inferno/Alex Wright | Enough Dancing already! | 
| Kanyon/RAVEN | Made for each other |