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On this page are all Pikachu and PokéMon related articules I can find. I hope you enjoy them!
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ASk pikachu is copyrighted by Nintendo Power Vol.119

ASK PIKACHU:
After recieving thousands of lettersregarding whether or not the Y2K bug will affect the N64, we decided to seek the advice of the lovable Pikachu. The pokémon became an expert on the bug when its owner Ash, began testing his software for the bug. As usual, Ash's computer became infected with the Y2K virus (it's gotta catch them all, after all), so Pikachu began taking copious notes to become the foremost authority on the bug.

Dear Pikachu,
For the past year I have been preparing for the y2k bug by stockpiling bottled water and canned goods in the subterranean shelter I have tunneled far below my house. I've heard that when Y2K strikes, the world's power supply will go on the fritz and robots will take over the world. Since I fear robots, I have gone into hiding and having to resort to using solar energy. The funny thing is, I don't get much sun down here, considering I live in subterranean shelter that I have tunneled far below my house. Is there anything I can do, or should you just call me an idiot?
Dear BG&OMH,
Pika-pika-pika. Pika-pika-pika. Pika-pika-pika. Pika. Pika. pika-pika-Idiot.

Dear Pikachu,
When Y2K hits, the electric companies' computers will shut down, causing massive power outages worldwide. Hospitals won't be able to help people. Traffic lights won't be able to direct traffic. Grocery stores won't be able to keep their food fresh. Clocks will stop. Cats will eat dogs. I won't believe it's not butter. What should we do to prepare?
-Your magazine rocks

Dear YMR,
Pika-pika-pika-pika-pika-pika. Pika-pika. Pika-pika-pika. Pika-pika (Pika-piiiiika!). Pika-pika-pika. Chu. Pika-pika. Pika-pika (Pika-piiiiika!). Pika-pika-pika Chu. Pika-pika. Pika-pika-pika-pika-pika.

Dear Pikachu,
What makes you an expert on Y2K? It's all just a bunch of Pokémanure!!! You live inside a stinkin' ball, for crying out loud! SO who died and made you Y2K KING? And don't say the previous Y2K king, or I'll be really mad!
-REALLY MAD!

Dear REALLY MAD,
PIKA! PIKA-PIKA!!! PIKA-PIKA-CHU! PIKA! PIKA! PIKA-PIKA!!!

Editor's Note: In retrospective we're thinking Pikachu wasn't the best expert to consult on y2k, considering Pikachu is neither the most understandable nor the most articulate speaker.

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